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SEASON 4 SPOILERS…

“Have you ever considered the possibility that you’re in love with your partner?”

GIRL THANK YOU OMFG

FINALLY SOMEONE SAYS IT

Watching nip/tuck is proving to me that I really do make everything gay - why am I shipping Sean and Christian

Yearning for med school right now

Entirely impossible for me but I want it

Wilson proposing but House knew Wilson was planning this so he silently pulls out his own ring box- (fucking gay ass dual proposal trope)

Whats inside??

Garfield cock ring.

what am I doing with my life

This gif plays in my head 24/7

I imagine a tiny House behind my eyes using them to see and controlling me like a mech

It keeps me sane which I very much am

omg transfem house would still go by house mostly so she would totally be telling everybody a different chosen first name, each wilder than the last

I’m being a menace to my boyfriend this week and that’s what its all about tbh

I had a dream that Cuddy and House were fighting in her office and House turns to the camera(?) and goes

SHE/HER more like BITCH

Cue sitcom laugh track

I wake up

i would love to talk about moral ocd its just that like any time i mention it i worry im coming across like an asshole whos trying to excuse his bad actions and shitty behavior

Wait omg hi tumblr I also draw sometimes and this is some of my art :3 (ignore that it’s all bbc merlin I promise I draw other things too😔)

from absolutely not going for a hug to just hold me

my fanart of what markiplier would look like if he existed only as a memory

every episode of merlin is truly unhinged but like i always forget how fucking insane season 1 episode 10 the moment of truth is. like i just cannot wrap my head around it. at all. the prince's (terrible, just truly useless and insolent) manservant's mother comes to the kingdom asking for help for a tiny village in a neighbouring kingdom because its being attacked by bandits stealing their harvest and the prince gets said manservant's mother an audience with his father, the king even though he knows that to send men into the neighbouring kingdom could be considered an act of war. the king says as much and refuses to help, but the manservant makes the decision to go back and help anyway (he has magic that he'll be able to use somewhat freely without any camelot knights there) and he attempts to resign in telling his prince that he's going home to help, but the prince refuses to accept his resignation and seems truly terrified at the prospect of the manservant not returning whether its by choice or because he is killed in the fight, but the prince lets him go because its his mother and, in an attempt to cover up the genuine emotion he just showed, proceeds to insult his manservant in the most loving way possible. said manservant only smiles adoringly and thanks him for the insults with some intense, lingering eye contact before the prince wishes him luck. the manservant, his mother, the king's ward and her maid make camp in the woods, and whilst everyone else is asleep, the manservant goes to investigate a troublesome noise only to find the prince disobeying his father's direct orders! once again, the prince insults him to distract him from the act of genuine kindness and care. then they make it to the village and the prince, used to all the luxuries of a castle, sleeps on the floor beside his manservant and asks his manservant questions about his childhood and they have real conversations away from the stifling hierarchy of the castle. "he must care for you a great deal," the manservant's mother says about the prince. "arthur would do the same for any village, that's just the way he is" to which she replies "its more than that, he's here for you". that night the king's ward, who grew up with the prince says that merlin is the reason arthur came, "arthur may act like he doesn't care, but he wouldn't be here if he didn't". and, where the manservant would normally dress the prince in his armour, the prince helps the manservant with his. then THEN the manservant's mother says "i see how much he needs you, how much you need him, you're like two sides of the same coin". tell me that's not insane.

truly nothing about house md prepares you for wilson. he's fucking insane. he's been divorced three times. he's the only person who can scheme just as well as house. he gives a patient his own liver bc he felt bad for him - a patient who didn't even know wilson's name. btw. he noticed a patient had depression bc he never mentioned his grandkids. he starred in a porno. he dosed house with antidepressants for several weeks. he allowed his boybestie and his gf to share custody of him and didn't even try to stop it. house told him to buy a piece of furniture that represented who he was, and he bought a $4000+ organ for house. he was gonna torpedo his career to talk abt euthanasia bc one of his patients suffered longer than he had to. he let house move into his 1 bed apartment bc his therapist thought it'd be a good idea. this man would do anything for anybody if they let him. he'd fucking quit his job to save a snail off the sidewalk. bro is not normal in the slightest

he/she chase can be so beautiful.........

i love that hilson shippers don’t need incorrect quotes you genuinely can just use scenes from the show

maybe, potentially, Arthur and Merlin grooming/petting/tending to the horses while they have a quiet moment from duties and people? Thankyou <3 ❤️

we are so back <3

Okay but I absolutely love the idea of Leon somehow also being immortal just out of his pure dedication to Camelot so when Arthur does comeback its just.

Arthur: So your magic has made you immortal and you've been alive this entire time?

Merlin: Yeah, have to fulfill the prophecy and stuff so I can’t die.

Arthur: That makes sense, sort of, but there's still something I don't understand.

Merlin: What?

Arthur: HOW THE F*CK IS LEON ALIVE???

Leon: *has been quietly eating his stew* I did say I wouldn't fall until Camelot did, apparently that included Merlin.

i have been so into women lately and idk why. fighting bisexuality demons on and off the clock for the past week and a half I JUST WANNA KISS GIRLS OK

Crossing the road is way too social

I can’t do it I don’t understand the rules and all the cars are mad at me

WILLEEEEMMMMM

The light of my life …

Oomfies please… your vote has never mattered more…

Sexiest Old Man Tournament: Round 1

Who is hotter?

This is violent and personal to me

ROUND 1???

Sexiest Old Man Tournament: Round 1

Who is hotter?

Shout out to George. He was in like, one episode of Merlin and here he is. In every single merlin fic ever.

Me after watching too much house md

Switching from gel to injections todayyyy

I’m so nervous- I don’t even get to do sub-q I have to do im which is FREAKAYYY

I’m excited tho

Ao3 is down I should kms

Rip Christian Troy… you would have loved Challengers

Okay I actually want to expand on this just a little-

This post was mostly sparked by the scene I just watched where -SPOILERS- Sean finds out Matt isn’t his son so he finds Christian (his best friend/business partner/and now apparently the real father of his son) and while beating up Christian he says “I loved you the most” ??? Gay.

Beyond that though I’ve always found that while I do believe they both truly love(d) Julia - I think in some ways at least on Christians end that he loves Julia because in his eyes she is an extension of Sean.

(She obviously has value and worth beyond being the wife of Sean but I’m just framing this from the viewpoint of a suppressed bisexual deeply in denial about being in love with his best friend)

Anyway thanks for coming to my TED talk- I could go deeper but nobody else watches this shit so…

Watching nip/tuck is proving to me that I really do make everything gay - why am I shipping Sean and Christian

Watching nip/tuck is proving to me that I really do make everything gay - why am I shipping Sean and Christian