In A Complete 180 From The Tma Shit I Posted Yesterday Here Is My Cat If He Went Gnarp

Me after watching too much house md

You look unhappy today

Rip Christian Troy… you would have loved Challengers

Wild Geese, Mary Oliver

My favorite part of the day is the sudden and violent realization that my corporeal being is not self sustaining and I have to make the conscious decision to tend to it if I don’t want it to fail me prematurely

when the mouse bites start kicking in

I am a grown ass adult and I still get nausea when I feel like I'm in trouble. They're gonna send me to the principals office and take away my toys for a week. Can you just fucking kill me instead of making me stew in my fucking anxiety

camelot power couple

late-night paperwork

WILLEEEEMMMMM

The light of my life …

Oomfies please… your vote has never mattered more…

Sexiest Old Man Tournament: Round 1

Who is hotter?