Scrumpledmilk - ScrumpledMilk

New form of pda just dropped

my fanart of what markiplier would look like if he existed only as a memory

Scrolling through job sites and endless lies of ‘entry level’ positions is sucking my whimsy away…

I should just start a fansly or something

Identifiable tattoos be damned- for 10 bucks you can see this strange trans twink get naked

I’m watching nip/tuck bc someone suggested it after I told them I like house md …

This show is absolutely batshit

Survived my last final just to be immediately confronted by this flyer in the hallway as I left

and i know people mean well when they give employment advice but god damn some of them its like "did you try submitting your resume to a place that is hiring" fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck no kidding. shit. ive just been printing them out and eating them. yeah thanks i'll try that

i have been so into women lately and idk why. fighting bisexuality demons on and off the clock for the past week and a half I JUST WANNA KISS GIRLS OK

Me rn at work waiting for my boss to remember I exist if you even care

snoopy in the reverse bear trap <3

Who up listening to that one song that gives them visions of their fictional favs suffering