Latest Posts by satan-was-a-himbo - Page 8

Vivienne: So apparently the "can't commit" thing is because of my abandonment issues.

Zoe: You...didn't know this?

Vivienne: I'm sorry, what?

Zoe: Nothing...nothing. You do you.

Helena: Y/N look.

Helena is holding a small cat between her fingers

Y/N: Babe...we already have five other cats.

Helena: Then let's make it six. :bright smile:

Y/N: Helena...

Helena: This is the last one.

Y/N: You said that AFTER you found Aspen.

Helena: Personally, he begged to stay and I can't say no to a sad cat's face.

Y/N: :sigh: Okay...okay. Last one.

The Next Week

Helena: Okay, you cannot tell me this isn't cute.

A huge dog walks in behind Helena

Y/N: Babe! You said Pyra was the last one!

Helena: She was the last one!

Y/N: Helena! There is a WHOLE Bullmastiff dog behind you!

Helena: His name is Ollie.

Y/N: Jesus Christ...

When Remy is trying to tell Vivienne what to do

Vivienne: And in this jar...Yes this one, Remy. Are where I grow the low maintenance fucks I'm supposed to give.

Remy: There isn't anything there.

Vivienne: Exactly, dear. Take the hint.

The L Words...specifically...

Marina Ferrer...It was always the goddamn french girls...

So mods when was your gay awakening? Mine was during 2002 when I watched Blue Crush and saw Michelle Rodriguez for the first time. Instantly smitten 😍😂

Er.. this movie certainly had a lot to do with it 😅 ahem 😳 - Mod Runa

Locker Room Talk Pt.15

The Ultimate After Workout Locker Room Talk

Amara walks into the locker rooms first in a bra and white short with after an amazing gym session. Her face is slightly pink and her skin is dripping with sweat.

Amara: That was a good session everyone

Aurora and Ranza walk in side beside in white bra's and red shorts, matching. While Ranza's hair is up in a ponytail, towel around her shoulders, Rory's hair is down and her towel it slung over her shoulder. Both of them have bandages around their hands.

Aurora: I need a cold shower- The fuck-

Ranza: I agree with both Amara and Aurora.

Helena's hair is in a high bun and her bandages are still tied around her hands. She is just as sweaty. Instead of shorts like the rest of them, she's wearing light grey sweatpants.

Helena: I have to agree it was a satisfying session.

Nora groaned walking in, holding the towel around her neck. Her hair was messy and she was POURING sweat from training with Helena. The bandage still on her hands. She sits against her locker, pouring water down her body as she talked...Almost everyone staring at her.

Nora: You say that because you won every time!

Helena: I'm skilled at what I do. But you'll get there.

Jessa bumped Lorelei's shoulder, smiling. They're almost matching. Jessa's wearing Lorelei's baggy sweatpants and a dark blue bra. Lorelei is just wearing white bra and brown shorts. Both of them are raining sweat, Lorelei's hair's a mess but Jessa still wants another round.

Jessa: I need a redo!

Lorelei: Starlight...you lost five times...

Jessa: So?! Gorgeous, I deserve to win a round.

Mackenzie and Revi are the next couple to enter the locker room. Mac is sweating a river while Revi is as energetic as always. Mac is wearing a white bra and green shorts.

Mac: I'll let you run with me under the full moon tonight...I promise it's amazing.

Revi: I bet it is.

Mac: But a cold shower does sound good right about now.

Revi: Agreed.

After losing to Nova repeatedly Madison's skin is sleek with sweat. Nova is sweating as well, but not as hard as Madison. Nova wears her regular black bra and shorts and Madison is wearing a dark magenta bra and black tight sweatpants.

Nova: You did good today.

Madison: You did even better. Taking me down time after time.

Nova: It's nothing compared to how you lasted longer than anyone else I've dueled.

Madison: I'm free after a meeting...Want to get some extra training in?

Nova: Of course ^^

Ruelle and Vinca walk in, side by side. Ruelle yawns and scratches her bare stomach. Vinca rolls her eyes.

Vinca: You cheated.

Ruelle: Not cheating if I'm using my resources.

Vinca: Who told you that.

Ruelle: Mistress Xenia.

Vinca: She...surprisingly isn't wrong.

Zhora walks in last and heads straight to the showers. Her skin extremely damp and her hair uncomfortably messed up.

Locker Room Talk Pt.14

Alex walks in with two cups of coffee, handing one to Lorelei

Alex: Good Morning, Lorelei

They smile softly, at her and she nods in acknowledgment.

Lorelei: Thank you.

Alex: No problem.

Wrath: We aren't playing smash or pass with the girls in the locker room...it's rude.

Onyx: It's an honest opinion! Please?

Lorelei: I agree with Wrath...

Alex: Same here.

A beat of silence passes.

Onyx: Clothes...Clothes! Alex Cyprin! Who are you wearing?

Alex: Excuse me...what?

Onyx: Clothing style? Brand?

Alex: Oh...um...

They look at their clothes

Alex: Clothing?

Onyx: :sigh: Lorelei! Who are you wearing?

Lorelei: You can see what I'm wearing-

Onyx: Yeah...and that's a hot outfit...Damn...Wrath, who are you wearing?

Wrath: Ah...Calvin Klein.

Onyx: At least, you did it correctly! I'm wearing Ava Max by the way.

Onyx twirls making the rest of the group laugh.

:dying noises: This is so cute 🥺

Just a little Holiday fluff I wrote for our favorite Sorceress! Happy Holigays, folks 😊♥️ 

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My breath catches in my throat as soon as I enter the living room. Helena’s silhouette brilliantly outlined by the soft glow of  the fireplace. The lean muscles in her arms flexing ever so slightly as she meticulously places ornaments upon our first Christmas tree. My heart warms at the sight of it, and I can’t help the fond smile that rises to my lips. Long strips of moonlit hair cascading over her focused eyes with each ornament that goes up. A master at everything she does, I had never seen a Christmas tree look more perfect. It was almost as perfect as her.

“Babe?” I ask her softly, causing her bright blue eyes to catch mine sharply.

“Yes, my love?”

“Here, I brought you something to try.” I reply as I hand her a steaming mug with Santa’s face on the side of it.

“And what is this called?” She raises the mug to her delicate nose, taking in the aroma before indulging herself in a long sip - her eyes widening as the taste fully hits her tongue.

“First tell me.. do you like it?” I ask teasingly.

“I enjoy it very much, yes.” She says before eagerly taking another sip.

“This is my Grandmother’s special hot chocolate.” I say with a smile. “The secret is adding just a little bit of peppermint to it.”

“It’s quite lovely. Was your Grandmother an alchemist?” She asks as she finishes the contents of her drink.

“Nope. She just loved chocolate.” I reply with a laugh as I join Helena by the tree - wrapping one arm around her waist as I pulled her closer. A soft kiss to her cheek and all I can smell is chocolate dipped Helena with a splash of peppermint.

“You smell incredible.” I tell her, leaning in for another kiss.

“Oh? Do I, now?” She gives me a little smirk before placing a warm, lingering kiss to my lips.

“Mmh.. Yes, you do.” I say, kissing her back. “And you’re a vision by fire light, too, might I add.”

This time she blushes, slightly averting her eyes as she attempts to turn her focus back to the ornaments.

“You flatter me, my love.” She says softly.

“Let me tell you a little secret, babe.” I say as I lean in a little closer to her ear. “It’s not flattery if it’s true.”

This time she shudders, and I know my plan to fluster her is working. Her dark blue eyes shifting back to mine and she softly bites her bottom lip before giving me another smirk.

“You know… my love. If you keep this up, we’ll never finish this lovely tree of ours.”

“Sounds like a fair trade to me.” I say, kissing her again.

She slowly drops the ornament in her hand to the ground, firmly wrapping her arms around my waist as she pulls me in for a heated kiss. The sweet smell of chocolate and peppermint still on her lips as I drink her in, indulging in as much of her as I can. The glow of the fire place dancing playfully off her hair like it was caught helplessly in a stream of moonlight. My heart, warm, as the thought of spending my first Christmas with the love of my life spilled out into me. Helena was safe, loved, never to broken by the Witch Queen again - her first Christmas Eve spent cozily by the firelight - as our tongues wrote out exactly how we felt, with the sounds of Christmas filling the air.

****

Locker Room Talk Pt.13

JD: Cece! Look at me!

Mac: Don't look...they're probably doing something stupid.

JD: Come on, Alex~

Alex: After what happened the last time I looked at you...I am very conflicted.

Cecelia: What happened last time?

JD: It was an accident! Now, look at me!

Alex: They made me drop my cup of coffee...

JD: Okay...that was funny though!

Alex: And it bounced and popped back in my face.

JD starts laughing to the point of tears.

Cecelia: They...hid iron in my room last week...And I asked Mac to come to get my silver and I'll get her iron...

JD: And you two burned yourselves!

Mac: Haha, funny.

Alex, Mac and Cece cast them a look.

Mac, Alex, Cece: I still don't appreciate the trumpet this morning.

Locker Room Talk Pt.12

Altea: Can you two quit it with that?

Onyx: But baby girl~ You're so small, shortcake.

Runa: I have to agree, you are short.

Altea: I AM ONE INCH TALLER THAN YOU ONYX!

Onyx: Not from where I'm standing.

Runa: Last time I checked little one, you were the youngest in the sorority.

Altea: Runa, shut up!

Suddenly their teasing gazes turn even more teasing.

Onyx: But who said short girls aren't sexy?

Altea: What?

Runa: She isn't wrong, princess.

Altea: W-what?!

Onyx: You were being bratty just a second ago, Altea...What changed?

Altea: Y-your attitudes changed! You switched from-

Runa smirked softly, taking Altea's chin in her finger.

Runa: I have no idea what you mean...

Altea internal screaming

After After Math

Helena: Wife of mine...He breaks into houses

Y/N: No! He slides down the chimney bearing gifts

Helena: That's still breaking and entering!

Y/N: But he doesn't steal anything.

Helena: He still broke in and entered the house.

Helena: And why does he bring gifts? He broke in and the mysterious packages could be dangerous.

Y/N: Helena...

Helena: No! I'm concerned for the world! Why has he not been caught yet?

Helena: And he has slaves!

Y/N trying so hard not to laugh: The elves aren't slaves, babe.

Helena: So he pays them?

Y/N: ...

Helena *taking her swords down from the wall*: I am going to free the slaves.

Y/N: No no no... Oh my God what have I done?

(One of my friends and I collabed on this)

After That Aftermath

Nova: It is breaking and entering if you really think about it.

Juliette: A chonky dude with a white beard breaks into your house.

Andi: Like-

Juliette: Let me say it.

Andi: Go ahead...make me proud.

Juliette: Similar to Lebron James breaking you front door down saying "Want a sprite cranberry."

Andi: :loud wheezing:

Juliette: Or like the kool-aid man screaming "OH YEAHHHHHHH"

The AfterMath

After a long reteaching of Christmas, Onyx tells them to repeat after her.

Onyx: SANTA!

Helena: Breaking and entering

Emeril: Food raids

Amara: Facial hair = villian

Onyx: ...

Onyx: Godammit

Ranza: Don't think they'll agree...

Locker Room Talk, Christmas! Day 10

Amara and Helena walk in laughing and talking.

Helena: No! No! It was fun, truly.

Amara: Are you sure?

Helena: Yes! You are very good with your sword.

Amara: Thank you, Helena.

Helena: Anyti-

Onyx and Emeril walk around them carrying a banner, going on their tippy-toes to get the banner over them. They end up hitting Amara and Helena in the face.

Amara: Hold on! Hold on! What are you doing?

Onyx: Decor! Fifteen days until Christmas.

Helena: Pardon me for asking but

Amara: Onyx...what exactly is Christmas?

Emeril: I don't either...But she said help and decorate in the same sentence so~

Onyx: Awww...Meril- You could have told me.

Emeril: I'm sorry.

Amara and Helena look at each other, before getting the banner and putting it up where Onyx wanted.

Onyx: Thanks, loves! I'll explain what it is. Sit, my children.

Amara, Helena, and Emeril sit down as she explains Christmas with flare, making them laugh.

Helena: Mmm...Okay, I think I understand.

Onyx: What have you learned?

Helena: Light the fireplace on Christmas Eve.

Onyx: No!

Emeril: Lock the refrigerator!

Onyx: No...Emeril...

Amara: Don't let strange men with thick moustaches and beards into your home. Specifically of the snowy white colour.

Onyx: This is hopeless.

Locker Room Talk Pt.11

Mac closes her locker, looking at Jessa.

Mac: That's not how she got it, Flexand.

Jessa: Then explain to me...How did Jennifer Walters become She-Hulk? Obviously, it runs in the family!

A low growl sounds at the back of Mac's throat.

Mac: For the last time...IT DOESN'T RUN IN THE FAMILY!

Jessa: Then explain it to me!

Mac: From a freak accident, I don't remember what exactly she got a blood transfusion from who?

Jessa: Go ahead.

Mac: Bruce Banner! Her cousin! Who is what Avenger?

Jessa: ...

Mac: The Hulk!

Jessa: ...You have a point.

Mac: Exactly!

Jessa: *laughing* I love it when you get passionate about this type of stuff, Mac. Show me that you aren't all "I got a stick up my ass."

Mac: I hate you with a passion.

Jessa: Love you too, pup.

Mac: Call me pup one more time.

Locker Room Talk Pt.10

Ripley: I did it right...right?

Onyx glances over.

Onyx: Yeah.

She glances again.

Onyx: No...sweet, sweet baby...

Ripley adjusts the bra, pushing them up.

Onyx: No...no stop...you're making it worse...come here.

Ripley walks over, letting Onyx touch her chest to get her breasts in the right place. Well, what had HAPPENED was...It slipped for a moment.

Onyx: Oh! Oh! My bad!

Ripley: It's fine, you had no intention on doing it on purpose.

Onyx finally fixes the tit situation...Meanwhile...on the other side of the locker room.

Amara: I know you caught that.

Xenia: Like hell I did.

Amara: Can we agree we were looking respectfully before that happened?

Xenia: That's the one thing we can agree on.

Locker Room Talk Pt.9

Nova approaches Nora while she's getting dressed for her next training lesson.

Nova: Nora *whispering*

Nora: Yes?

Nova: Why is everyone staring at me?

Nora: Hm?

Nova: The whole locker room...They are staring at me.

Nora: You are very beautiful, who wouldn't?

Nova: No...I mean...they keep staring at my pants.

Nora: Why do they keep staring at you pan-

Nora glances down at Nova's pants and her eyes widen.

Nova: What?

Nora: You...you don't feel that?

Nova: Feel what?

Nora: The...the...

Nora breaks into giggling.

Nova: Why are you laughing at me? This isn't funny.

Nora: No...it's how you're wearing your pants...you might as well just be in your boxer shorts.

Nova: Please explain...

Nora silently takes Nova's hand and drags her to the nearest shower mirror.

Nora: Look.

While Nora is laughing to the point of tears, Nova figures out what it is.

Nova: Oh...

Nora: Yeah...*loud wheezing* Mhm...

Nova: Please breathe..

Locker Room Talk Pt.8

Xenia: I don't see why you are angry...

Vinca: They were talking about me fucking Joan.

Yvette: They are right though...I don't understand why you're in your feelings.

*Yvette puts on her white gloves*

Yvette: Can we speed up this conversation? I have something to do. Say any girls name and I swear on everything that is sinful.

Vinca: I'm not.

Yvette: Mmm...Good.

Xenia: Was it how Runa said it?

Vinca: Yeah.

Xenia: The know it all tone or I'm better than you tone.

Vinca: Both.

Xenia: You'll be fine. She's just teasing you.

Vinca: I know that! But it still irritates me.

Xenia and Yvette: Then stop being irritated. Simple.

Vinca: Never thought of that.

*Vince rolls her eyes*

Xenia: Don't roll your eyes at me. I won't be afraid to put you in your place.

Yvette: I was about to say the same thing.

*Yvette walks off leaving Xenia and Vinca alone*

Vinca: I don't want to talk to you anymore. Bye.

*Xenia rolls her eyes as Vinca walks away*

Locker Room Talk Pt.7

Vinca: These heels hurt like a bitch...

Runa: Then why do you wear them?

Helena: I'm thinking it's to make her taller.

Vinca: Didn't ask you.

Helena: You didn't ask the question.

Runa: I did ask the question...

Vinca: *sigh* It's whatever...I just want to be a bit taller.

Helena: Vinca, those are six-inch heels...I would be concerned if your feet didn't hurt.

Vinca: So? Six-inch pumps or not, my feet shouldn't hurt.

Runa: Don't you complain about those heels all of the time?

Vinca: Didn't ask you.

Helena: She does. She chose to complain to us this time.

Vinca: Are you ignoring me?

Runa: No. Just whenever you choose to be an ass we don't respond to you.

*Helena silently chuckles*

Vinca: You know what? I have better things to do.

Runa: Oh? Like Joan?

*Helena snickers as Vinca growls under her breath. Helena grabs her sword*

Helena: I have to train. Tell Joan I said Hi.

Locker Room Talk Pt.6

Amara: I left my sword in someone's purse.

Nora: Amara...I don't think that's how this world works.

Helena: Nora is correct on that point.

Onyx: Yeah, I have never seen anyone stick a sword in a purse.

Nora: I surely wouldn't, I personally prefer a satchel.

Helena: Same here.

Amara: I have the same preference with bags.

Onyx: I like purses!

*Beat of silence*

Onyx: You saw Amala right?

Helena: Please do not bring up Amala.

Onyx: Alright then! Better topic of conversation!

Nora: Mhm?

Onyx: So...No one is going to talk about how Nova walks around in on-brand crop tops and baggy sweat pants.

Amara: Comfort clothes? I don't see what's wrong about walking around the dorms in comfort clothes.

Onyx: Not the clothes, Amara...THE ABS!

*Nora coughs*

Nora: Glad I'm not the only one staring.

*Everyone bursts into giggle*

Amara: Okay, okay. But can we please talk about Helena and her independent walk?

Helena: Isn't gossip supposed to be when the person isn't around?

Onyx: It's not gossip...it's complements.

Nora: Agreed, the way you sway your hips when you walk is something no one in this sorority can ignore.

Helena: I don't understand...

Onyx: You are sexy as fuck! No one disagrees.

*Nora and Amara hum in agreement*

Helena: O-oh...Thank you.

Locker Room Talk Pt.5

Andi: So~ Have you seen anyone who sparked interest?

Emeril: No.

Liora: Absolutely not.

Andi: Why?~

Emeril: I haven't felt butterflies around anyone in the sorority.

*Andi continues to brush Emeril's hair*

Liora: I don't like people getting too close to me.

Andi: But you hug people all of the time.

Liora: I mean emotionally, Andi.

Andi: Oh...Are you standoffish like Lorelei?

Emeril: She's not standoffish at all! She-

Liora: I can be sometimes but I just don't like people.

Emeril: But you like us-

Liora: Let me reword my sentence...I don't like people I don't know.

Andi: Alright, that's better ^^

Locker Room Talk Pt.4

Madison: I've been looking for my ponytail holders all morning-

*JD has every single one of her ponytail holders...in their hair*

JD: Morning!

Madison: Take them out.

JD: Take what out?

Madison: My hair ties.

Vanessa: I don't see any hair ties in JD's hair.

*Vanessa says glancing at JD before putting on a fair amount of black lipstick*

Madison: You seriously aren't putting up with this. Annabelle...you see the ponytail holders in JD's hair, correct?

*Annabelle looks over at JD for a long moment*

Annabelle: Nope ^^ But your hair looks good down. You should keep it that way~ It makes you look hot.

Madison *with a slightly red face*: I am so done with this Sorority.

Kiss Kiss, No

Kiss Kiss, No

“I don’t see why you take your coffee like that,” Helena says, glancing at me over the rim of her cup. “I don’t see why you drink tea,” I reply, rolling my eyes. “You and rolling your eyes, love. I’m surprised they haven’t rolled out of your head.” I roll my eyes again, taking a sip of my coffee. “Whatever.” I hiss, “Why is it so strong-” Helena shrugs, looking off. “I don’t know. It may be because you ordered a triple shot with no creamer and one sugar.” I sigh, crossing my legs, making a face.

“Do you need a cup of water? You have a rather sour look on your face.” I roll my eyes, “I would appreciate that thanks,” Helena rises from her seat, walking over to me. “Can I...” I roll my eyes, “Yes, you can. Thank you for asking.” Helena softly smiles, hooking a finger under my chin to bring me into a soft kiss. Gentle and sweet, I can taste the warmth of the tea on her lips. Before she walks away, I grab her hand. “No, do that again.” Helena chuckles quietly. “Don’t laugh at me.”

 She rolls her eyes before gently giving me another kiss. “Satisfied?” I cross my arms, nodding. She hums before booping me on the nose. “Hey, I didn’t say you could do that.” Helena pays no attention to what I say, walking up to the counter. “Did you order another tea?” I mutter when she came back. “No...I ordered a white flat coffee, with our names in it…for Joan” I facepalm, “Snowflake...it’s going to mess up no matter how hard you try.” She sighs, getting up. “I’ll change the design…” She sighs, walking back to the counter.

She comes back and sits at the table, slightly deflated. “Awww, snowflake...why the long face?~” I tease, smirking at Helena. “Nothing.” I sigh, “Liar. But, it’s whatever. I know what you’re upset about.” Helena glares at me, “Stay out of my mind.” I laugh, running a hand through my hair, “Can’t seem to do that snowflake. Seems it’s the same for you because I’m currently on your mind.” I lift an eyebrow, sifting through her thoughts. “So, you like kissing me?” She pauses. “What did I say about my mind?” I laugh, uncrossing my legs.

“Since you like kisses so much, kiss the next person who walks through that door.” Her eyes widen. “No.” I smile, “Come on~ I promise, I won’t get jealous, that’s not who I am.” She rolls her eyes, “I can tell that’s a lie..” I laugh louder, “Alright, your loss.” She glances at me, “Boundaries, Vinca.” I smile and roll my eyes, “Alright, snowflake.” Another half-hour of teasing goes by and Helena finally says what’s on her mind...even though I already know. “Did Joan stand us up?” I roll my eyes, crossing my legs.

“No...She said she had something to do and that she would be coming in late. Pay attention to the group chat more.” Helena sighs, “I don’t pay attention to my phone as much as you do, love.” I roll my eyes, “Oh, no shit.” I scoff, “Look, I’m going to go ahead and call her.” I pick up my phone searching for the contact labelled Brat. I call and Joan picks up on the third ring. “Hey! Hi Kitten.” Joan answers in hurried words. “You and that pet name, Jesus Christ.” I sigh, “Where are you?” I hear an engine rev up.

 “Sweetheart, are you just now coming?” I look at Helena who gives me a questioning glance. I mouth, she’s just pulling out and Helena sighs, drinking her tea silently. “What?...Yes...Yes, I am. I’m sorry.” I roll my eyes, sitting down. “It’s whatever. Just...hurry up before your coffee gets cold.” I mutter. “Okay, I promise. Love you, kitten.” I cross my arms, “I love you too.” In a slightly louder tone, she speaks again, “Love you, Helena.” Helena laughs softly. “Love you too.” With that, we hang up and wait. “Truth or dare?” “Vinca...where did that come from.” I groan, throwing my head back, “I’m boredddddd...Please pick dare.” Helena sighs, gazing at me, maintaining eye contact. “Dare...Only because I love you.” I teasingly talk back, “Awww, I love you too, snowflake!” She rolls her eyes mockingly. “I dare you to kiss the next person who comes through that door.” Helena physically delays. All of her movements stop. “Pardon my hearing...what?” I laugh, “You heard me, snowflake.” A hard look takes over her face. “No.” I sigh, “Then you have to drink the rest of my coffee. Without adding anything to it.”

“I rather drink the coffee-” We’re interrupted by the jingle of the bell above the door. I lift an eyebrow before my eyes enlarge. “I’m going to do my dare, sit tight,” Helena says, getting up and running her hands down the fabric of her skirt. “You got lucky,” I answer, rolling my eyes and crossing my arms. Joan smiles as Helena walks up to her. She’s not even the chance to talk before Helena pulled her in a passionate kiss. I could see the shock in Joan’s eyes. I scoff to cover a laugh and wait for them to finish making out.

I sit back in my seat. I scroll through my phone before it is plucked from between my fingers. “What the fu-” Warm lips find mine, a familiar taste. I tilt my head, “You invaded my personal space, but yes sweetheart?” I lick my lips, looking at her. “I’m here. Sorry for sleeping in.” I murmur, “You had a long night.” She smiles, “Also, you look amazing.” I laugh, “I know.” Helena laughs. The rest of the day is chill, with more teasing and a bit of truth or dare. Helena still won’t do that dare again, I respect that, I wouldn’t want to kiss someone who isn’t my lover.

-Vinca

Locker Room Talk Pt.3

Sofia: Querida, can you pass me that.

Freddie: I got it doll.

Sofia: Thank you, amor.

Jessa: Shit...you two would be a cute couple

Sofia and Freddie: No.

Jessa: Why? If you don't mind me asking.

*Sofia gestures between her and Freddie*

Sofia: We are polar opposites

Nova: Opposites attract

Zhora: She isn't wrong.

Sofia and Freddie: You all get on my goddamn nerves.

Zhora: Aww they're talking in sync.

Sofia and Freddie: Shut up.

Coffee and Alcohol

Coffee and Alcohol

I watch silently as Jessa makes us drinks. “Jessa...Sweetheart...what are you putting in my coffee?” Jessa looks up, holding an unlabelled bottle. “Two shots of Vodka?” My eyes widen, “Sweetheart...Alcohol in coffee...it’s...it’s unhealthy.” I hear the familiar yawn of Cece as she walks out in a black sports bra and Jessa’s white sweatpants. Jessa lets out a low whistle. "Good morning, beautiful." Cece's face flushes bright red. "Morning, starlight." Jessa's face turns slightly magenta. I lift an eyebrow, "Good morning beautiful." I say, looking at Cece. "Hey, good morning." She says with a smile, sitting beside me.

She kisses my cheek, causing me to smile. "Jessa, I want kisses!" She says, leaning over the counter. "Hey, don't flip yourself over the counter sweet thing." She says, kissing Cece softly. "How was your sleep?" I say, glancing at Cece. "It was good...I was cold waking up though." She glared at both Jessa and I, causing her to laugh. "I'm sorry! Just that Lore and I were discussing surprising you with breakfast. Then decided to just chat over coffee." Jessa said, before looking at Cece. "How many shots of vodka in your tea?" My eyes widen, "Jessa. No. Bad."

Jessa laughs, "Gorgeous, come on! You can't tell me you haven't put alcohol in your coffee before." Cece speaks up, "She has. I can confirm." Jessa lifts an eyebrow. A wicked smirk takes over her face. "I...was having a bad day...Also...Jessa, that is way more than two shots of vodka. You're trying to get me drunk." I say, inching my head towards the half empty bottle of vodka. "Maybe I am. Maybe I want you to stay home with us." I sigh, "I can't!" Jessa groans, walking around the counter to hug me from the back.

"But I want to cuddle on the couch with you and Cece and watch scary movies." Jessa says, kissing the back of my neck, making me groan softly. "Jessa, it's a sunday." Cece takes my cup from my fingers, before sliding onto the counter and laying horizontally, looking up at me. "Yeah, more time with us. There isn't a syndicate meeting today." I smile softly, setting a gentle kiss to Cece's lips. "Fine." Jessa smiles, "Woo! Thank you, Goregous!" She kisses up my neck to my cheek, making me blush brighter than the sun. "That's gay."

I look to Cece, walking to the couch. "No shit," Jessa said, laughing. "Take off your shirt and change your pants." She says, looking at me. "What?" Jessa arches an eyebrow. "You gotta match us." I then realize, Jessa too is wearing a bra and baggy sweatpants. Her bra dark blue and her pants, "...Jessa...are those my sweats?" Jessa smiles, "Yes, these are you light grey sweats." I sigh, getting up. "You didn't ask." Jessa smiles innocently. "Can I wear your sweats?" I nod before, kissing Cece's forehead. "I'm going to go change. Can you turn on Camilla?"

“Lesbian vampire thing?” I nod, “Yes. The lesbian vampire thing.” She smiles, going to our combined youtube playlist. I walk to our room, taking off my shirt and grabbing my baggy sweats to put on. I walk out to see Jessa and Cece cuddling on the couch with a cup of tea between them. “Did you...hold on...how…” Jessa looked up, “Yes?” I sit on the other side of the couch. “Did you boil the vodka, put the tea bag in it?” Jessa smiles, “Yes!” I sigh, reaching for the cup, “I need to know what this tastes like.” I mutter, taking a sip. “Nope, take it back.” I give it to Cece who lifts an eyebrow, “Why?” I look at the T.V. “Because I hate that I like it.” Jessa smirks, “Then come over here and take another sip, gorgeous.” I shake my head no, focusing on the television. “No.” Before I know it, Jessa is doing the sexy crawl towards me. She straddles my hips and makes me look at her. “Why not, gorgeous?” I look away from her, focusing my attention on the main character’s hair colour. “Hey! Look at me!” I glance at her. “Yes starlight?” She puts my face in her hands. “Why?” I sigh, “You’re trying to get me drunk.” Jessa kisses me softly. “No, I’m not! I want you to wind down with us.” She removes herself from my waist and pulls Cece onto her waist. “I- Jessa!” Jessa smiles, “Ah, yes. Hi.” She softly kisses Cece before looking back at me. “You can be very tense and standoffish sometimes.” I nod, “I know.” Cece looks at me, “You don’t have to be that way with us.” I tilt my head, “I’m not that way around you two.”

Cece and Jessa share a look. “Ya know...just a bit...Small bit but just a bit.” Cece says, indicating with her fingers. “Oh...I’m sorry…” Jessa smiles, “No, no it’s fine gorgeous you’re just starting to open up.” She tilts her head before pausing the T.V. “You let me call you gorgeous AND you let me touch you.” I pause, “You have a good point.” Cece smiles, chiming in. “And, you let us kiss you.” A gentle blush rises to my face. “She isn’t wrong~ But We know you need a little time to get used to us. We aren’t rushing you.”

I nod, “Okay.” I silently look away. “Can I have cuddles please?” Jessa’s eyes widen, “What?” I glance at her. “I’m not repeating it, just come here.” I open my arms and Cece comes bounding into them as well as Jessa. “I heard you the first time I just needed to confirm.” I roll my eyes, kissing both of their foreheads. Even though I act like I don’t, I love these girls so much. I’m glad they’re choosing to take their time with me. I’m still not drinking the rest of that tea though. I’m not in the mood for a possible headache tomorrow.

-Lorelei

Locker Room Talk Pt.2

Aurora: Tell me one thing you find sexy about women.

Serena: No.

*Aurora looks to Helena*

Helena: I don't want to be here. Stop looking at me.

*Aurora continues to stare. Helena slams her locker closed and struts out of the room*

Aurora: Damn~ That-

Serena: Don't say it.

Amala (Witch Queen): Say it and I will freeze your heart and crush it under my foot.

Aurora: Well shit- My bad, Witch Queen.

Amala: Call me that one more time and will cut off your first three fingers.

Aurora: Why my first thr- Oh...oh shit- Okay-

Date Night, Date Night

Date Night, Date Night

This is our first date night in a month. Onyx was against it...Very against it. When she figured out it had been a month since our last date, she took our phones saying we can’t have them back until we go on a date. We as in our beloved Diana and I. With Diana outside waiting for us as we get ready, I run my fingers through the fabric of my white dress one more time. I look at my darling Onyx, “Darling...Are you sure this isn’t too much?”

“Babe, it’s PERFECT!” She replies with a squeal. “Oh my gosh!” She grins, racing over to me and before hugging me. “You look amazing, Liora! I promise!” I look away with a sparse blush. “Are you sure?” She tilts my head so I look into her eyes. “Yes! Would I EVER lie to you?” I smile, “No...you wouldn’t…” She grins, planting a delicate kiss to my lips, “Exactly! Now, finish getting dressed and I’ll meet you outside!” She kisses my wrist, “ So I can tell you and our beloved what the night has for us!”

Onyx kisses me on the cheek before wandering out of my room, closing the door with a silent click. I exhale gradually, checking the dress one more time. I inhale and exhale before walking out. I grab my purse on my way out of the cafe. I smile when I see Diana’s wondering eyes. “Hey beloved.” Diana ceased to move. “Um...words...words...Hi beautiful, you look Liora.” She sputtered. “Wait I mean, Hi Liora you look beautiful.” I chuckle, walking up to her, placing a gentle kiss to her lips. “Mmm, I know what you meant, lovely.” I smile, caressing her cheek.

“You look amazing, my love.” I kiss her forehead, stepping back to take in her beauty. “She truly outdid herself! Am I right, Liora?” Onyx said, bouncing on the balls of her feet. I smile at her enthusiasm. “Yes, she very much did.” I softly run my fingers through Onyx’s hair and kiss both of my lovers’ foreheads.  “What are your plans for tonight?” I say, gazing at Onyx. “Okay! So, I say we walk to the strip.” My eyes broaden, “Darling, we are in Seattle...It’s a long walk to Las Vegas.” She hesitates. “Teleportation?” She shrugs, looking at me with puppy dog eyes.

“I can’t say no to that face.” I take the hands of my beloveds in mine as we go through a portal, appearing in front of the Strip. “Now, what were you saying?” Diana states, looking at Onyx. “We are going to drink, singing karaoke and have an amazing night together!” I nod, taking my lovers’ hands. “Let’s start the night, shall we?” I kiss Diana’s cheek. We walk in together. Onyx kisses my hand before letting go. “I will go get drinks! Have fun somewhere!” She smiles, kissing Diana on the cheek.

“Go!” She says with a smile, pushing us towards the poker table. I glance down at the table. “It’s been a while since I’ve played poker…” I glance at Diana, “Darling, will you go get some chips for us to share?” Diana nods before I steal a soft kiss. “Thank you, my beloved.” Diana smiles, catching a soft kiss back from me before setting off for the chips. I sit at the table, reclined a bit, making myself comfortable. Diana comes back and sits on my lap, softly making me smile. “Hello there,” I say, stealing a soft kiss.

“Hey.” She said with a smile, kissing me tenderly. “Ayo, we’re trying to play so if you are coming over here to brag on your girl move out of the way.” I arch my eyebrows at the man. “I’m here to play,” I say, lifting a mischievous eyebrow. I drop about ten chips into the middle of the table. So does Diana. After the cards are dealt, Diana moves off of my lap with a parting kiss. “Wait for me! Hold on!” Onyx runs up behind us, balancing three drinks. “Hello, beloveds.” She says, kissing both my and Diana’s forehead.

Onyx puts a small bag of chips down, giving us our drinks. “Thanks, babe,” Diana says with a soft smile, kissing Onyx gently. “Alright, go ahead.” The game starts. I look at my hand. I keep my cool contained mask. ‘I surely don’t have the winning hand’ I think to myself looking around the table. The game is in full play. Diana is twitching each time a card is placed down like she’s not sure she’s going to win. I take her hand, softly squeezing it. “Beloveds, we have to do karaoke after this,” Onyx says after winning for the second time.

I laugh, “I should stop gambling with you.” Onyx laughs as well, “I just win all of the time. I’m going to go ahead and take my winnings~” She says with a sly smirk, holding an arm full of chips. “I’m going to put these in my room. Go into room number three. That will be our karaoke room.” Onyx parts from us, blowing a kiss before waddling to the elevator. Diana giggles, taking my hand, “So...do you know when we’re getting our phones back?” I shrug, squeezing her hand, kissing her temple. “I have no idea...And Onyx doesn’t seem to have our phones on her person.”

“Ya know, she may have it in her backpack purse thing.” I chuckle, “You may be right.” We make a leisurely stroll to the karaoke room. Sitting in the room is Onyx in a slightly sexier outfit. “U-uh...Words...words...um…” Onyx gets up from her seat, walking over to us. Onyx softly kisses Diana before gently putting her forehead against mine. “Hello, beloveds! Welcome to karaoke with Onyx!” She says, with a smile, twirling in her new outfit which is slightly flowier than her previous dress. “Grab a microphone the both of you and Diana will pick the first song.”

Song after song, we were giggling and laughing together. The night was filled with joy and the happiness of being with my beloveds. I love them so very dearly and I hope we have a night like this again. We end the night back at the cafe in the break area. We talk and laugh all night. We retreat back to my room at the end of our night but that was only the beginning of something euphoric. Diana and Onyx are truly my rays of sunshine.

- Liora

Locker Room Talk Pt.1

Medusa: Afternoon, ladies.

Aphrodite: Hay~

Medusa: Nope. I'm leaving

*Medusa walks out of the locker room.*

Aphrodite: Why did she leave?

Arachne: Because she doesn't like you and nor do I. So~ Imma bounce.

*Arachne exits the locker room.*

Aphrodite: You're not going to leave...Right?

Athena: I was going to when Medusa walked in but I'm not so you're fine.

I...I...cannot process-

“Liora...” I whisper as we’re getting up in the morning, “How would you feel about playing a game.” I put a plug and a small vibrating dildo on the bed, and a smirk on my lips. “If I can keep these in all day without breaking, I get to do whatever I want to you, but if you can push me over the edge before the end of shift, you can have me any way you want for the week. And you can even put them in this morning.”

She picks up the small vibrator in her hands, twisting it back in forth as her iridescent eyes take you in. Moving slowly across the bed, she leans over and begins kissing the fine lines of your neck and collarbone. She takes your mouth in hers as she slowly places her hand beneath your panty line, gently slipping the vibrator deep inside of you.

"I certainly hope you're prepared for this, darling." She purrs into your ear. "Because I plan on completely breaking you before lunch."

Regrets of Loving Her

I sit on my bed, crying for another night. I’m curled up around my giant black bear, Isadora got me for my birthday. It still smelled like her. “My Isadora…” My cries grow in volume, burying my face into the bear’s soft fur. “Vivienne.” I hear a knock at my door and I almost instantaneously change my facial expression and my mood entirely. “Yes?” He opens the door and makes eye contact that I can’t break. “Sir.” I bow my head respectfully. He sits on my bed, making me look at him. “What’s wrong.” I shake my head.

“Nothing.” I cross my arms but I end up holding my stuffed animal tighter. “Let it go and throw it away.” My eyes widen. “No.” My voice is stern and full of venom. “You’re blaming yourself about Isadora’s death.” I look away from him. “Can we not talk about that.” He snaps his fingers twice making me look at him. “We are going to talk about that.” I sigh, sitting up, bringing the stuffed animal with me. “What do you want.” I cast him a hard glare and he just smiles and shrugs.

That’s my father, sly as a fox when he wants to be. “Don’t worry your pretty little head about it.” He says brushing a thin strand of hair from the way of my face. “Now, what’s wrong?” I sigh, tucking a strand of blonde hair behind my ear. “I regret it…” He looks up, “Regret what, princess.” I glare at him, “Queen.” I roll my eyes, “I regret loving her.” He tilts his head, keeping eye contact. “You shouldn’t regret that, Vivienne.” I throw my hands up, “Well I do! I got her killed!” My father grabs my hands, holding them looking me in the eyes.

“Don’t regret love. Love is powerful even if I hurts.” I tug on his hands. “Sir, I got her killed do you not understand?” He tugs my hands, “Don’t call me Sir when we’re having Father-Daughter time.” I nod, averting my gaze. “Look at me.” I make eye contact with him and he tilts my head up. “It is not your fault, princess. You can’t control everything.” I don’t mean too but I raise my voice a bit. “I got her killed! You said that people like us shouldn’t love. I should have listened…” He runs a hand through my hair.

“I was angry and heartbroken when I said that.” I roll my eyes, “When are you aren’t?” He sighed, “You loved someone and you lost them. I know how that feels but it’s not your fault.” I raise my voice again, this time meaning to. “Yeah, it’s their fault for falling for us. They’re fools for doing so. As you said, it’s not my fault.” I growl under my breath. “I was angry when I said that! What do you not understand?” He started to yell, and I did right back.

“I understand everything! I understand that you are so full of yourself that you can’t take the blame for something I did and won’t let me take the blame for what I did on my own!” I yank my hands from his. Taming the anger on his face, he sighed rising from my bed. “Pull yourself together. We have things to do.” He closes the door before giving me a second to respond. I bury my face in the fluff of the stuffed animal and scream. “Quit that!” I hear my father yell before I hear the slam of another door.

“It’s going to take everything in my being not to come up to him one day in slap him in his face.”

“Kryptonite...”

Vivienne POV:

I took the time to know her instead of going straight to the bedroom...It doesn't only make me crave more from her sexually, but it makes me want more than just that, sex. I want her on all levels, body, mind, and soul. I want her all. I want to be hers...and her to be mine.

I hear water rushing from the bathroom. I smile and yell in that direction. "Better not be using my shampoo! Or my body wash." I hear her distant yell back, "Well?! That's all I see!" I sigh getting up and going into the bathroom. "FUCKING PERVERT!" I chuckle, responding while getting the guest stuff from the drawer. "You know good and well that's my job, Luci."

I move the curtain a bit to hand them to her. "The blue one is body wash and the pastel purple is shampoo. Don't fuck with my shampoo or my body wash, unless you want to go around people smelling like me." I hear her chuckle as I walk out of the bathroom. "I wouldn't mind smelling like you, Vivi. You smell nice, the perfect mix of sweet and spicy. Like your personality"

I sit on my bed. Ten minutes later, Lucinda's out of the bathroom wrapped in a towel. "Any clothes?" I nod, getting up and walking into the closet, grabbing a panda onesie and throwing at her. "Oh, hi! Thanks V!"

I nod again, sitting down. "This may be strange to ask- but you got a pair of underwear I can wear?" I smirk, "Hmmm, let me see what I have for you." I get up and make my way to my lingerie drawer. "Give me a colour that isn't the colour I'm wearing."

My soft pale skin was barely covered by the soft transparent silk that goes around my undergarments. "White?" I let out a silent hum finding the most innocent lingerie I have that's white. I throw the panties and the lace bra at her. Her face flushes red, as she turns around dropping her towel to her feet.

"I hate you for that." I chuckle sitting on my bed. "Why is that, you didn't say how to give it to you." When she's in the lingerie she stands directly in front of me. "Yes, darling?"

She softly touches my cheek before slapping it and then she rubs it. I love pissing off Valentine so instead of letting out an "ow" I moan and I see her face find a whole new shade. "Goddamn pervert." I smirk laying back on the bed. "Sorry, I just absolutely adore pain, so you have to do more than just physically hurt me, Luci."

She sighs, getting dressed and laying beside me. "I hate you." I chuckle at her words. "You love me." She pushes my shoulder.

"Exactly, that's why I hate your ass." We sit in silence for a few minutes. "Hey V?" I look over at the dark brunette, "Yes?"

Lucinda asks me yet another question. "What's your favourite song, I need to know your taste in music." I sigh out a breath of relief. "Cyber Sex, by Doja Cat."

Lucinda PoV:

I pause. "At this point I was thinking Dirty Talk, or something more sexual but, Cyber Sex?" Vivienne laughs, sitting up and opening her phone. "Siri, pull up Cyber Sex, by Doja Cat." Repeating what Vivienne said Siri followed her directions.

"Since you think Cyber Sex isn't sexual let me just tell you the lyrics until you get it."She softly sings the lyrics. "I wanna touch on you, you see me in my room, wish you were here right now, all of the things I'd do, I wanna get freaky on camera, I love when we get freaky on camera." She looks at me. "Must I break it down for you?"

I shake my head no. But she continues making me blush. "Are you into that? Let's break the internet,We do the best, when we have cybersex." My face is now a tomato, and when she finished.

When she looked at my crimson face she smirked and air-kissed my cheek. "Oh, I'm sorry, darling- You should have said stop!" She laughs and I groan. "I swear, Vivienne we aren't going to get far with your pet names." When she notices she stopped laughing.

"I'm sorry, again...It's a bad habit that will be hard for me to drop, since I'm a seductress and all." I nod, understanding. "Well, can you not use it with me please, V?" Another wicked smirk forms on Vivienne's pale complection.

"I love it when you beg-" She pauses when I give her the look of "Really, bitch?" and she stops. "Sorry, of course, I'll try to, Luci." I smile at Vivi and she smiles back, she rarely smiles from what I know so seeing her smile is a blessing to see. "Any more questions, Valentine?"

I shake my head and then she starts firing questions at me. "Besides Pandas what are your favourite animals?" I smile, "Suprised you didn't ask what my kinks are, well, Sloths, especially baby sloths." Vivi smiles at me, laying with her head dangling at the end of her bed, her raven hair touching the floor. I flip that way as well and Vivienne says something about it.

"You must love wanting to copy me." I roll my eyes. "What?! Hell no!" She smirks. "So why did you use my Shampoo? I can smell it in your hair, Lucinda Valentine." I roll my eyes once again.

"In my defense it smells good and it'll remind me of you when I leave your house." She plasters on yet another wicked smile. "Who said you were leaving?" My eyes widen ad I get up. "Nope!" She laughs hard getting up and embracing my hand.

"I'm playing with you, Lucinda! Come back! You're wearing my clothes!" I pause at the door. "Fair point." I walk back to the bed and sit down. "Plus, I'm tired can we sleep?" Vivienne nods, "I'll be downstairs if you need me."

She gets up but I grab her arm. "Look! You live here, you sleep in your bed." Vivienne gets in the bed, dragging me in the bed with her. "We both sleep in my bed." My face glows red before I start to move back but Vivienne says something else.

"As friends, I won't try to have sex with you if you don't want it because I don't want to lose you to my sexual energy..." My eyes widen, "Oh, of course, V." She wraps me in the covers and her arms and I hugged her tight.

"Good night, Vivi."

"Good Night, Kryptonite."