After That Aftermath

:very silently reblogs:

"Bestie, I don't know. I'm not allowed near her room since the bathtub incident. I shiver thinking about it. I just wanted to clean the bathroom 😭 I didn't go in there expecting to watch her and a maiden getting it on."

This will probably flop but I want y'all to pretend like you're maidens in a groupchat. I would like to see some drama between the maids. Go!

So...I may...or may not...be writing some hate poetry about...an ex lover.

So...prepare.

Movie Recommendation

Hello my lovelies I have a movie for my sapphics to watch~

This is now my favourite movie! And I mean favourite.

This movie is called Bound! You want lesbian? We got lesbian! You want mafia? Sure we got it! Murder? Hell yeah! You want cishet white man probably mentally unstable who won’t stop getting on everyone’s nerves? Yep! We got that too! 

I’ll give you a run down! Best way I can!

^ This is Corky Your fix-it dyke. Definitely a powertool lesbian. Sleeps around...Acts a LOT like Shane McCutcheon

^ This is Violet She’s lesbian. That’s all I can really say. She’s probably a Pisces 🤷

^ And this is them trapped in shibari together

SO

Corky finds herself fucking Violet. Who ends up having a boyfriend, as a lesbian. (I believe Violet is lesbian. My gaydar was beeping very fuckin loud.) The boyfriend is the cishet no one likes. Boyfriend has ties with the mafia. Cishet boytoy gets 2 mil. The Lesbians™ make a plan to take that 2 mil and run off with it. It goes without a hitch! Unless...

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OKAY COME ON!

Me: I don't like blondes

Also Me:

Bela...my love.

I-

Pardon?

don’t bite the hand that fingered you or whatev they say

I'm watching AHS for the Plot! The Plot:

Bite me, bitch

I mean this in the most respectful way possible. Please bite me.