After After Math

I KNOW Y’ALL REMEMBER THIS

Lil’ Rebellious BB Vivienne!

I know it’s not quite the correct timeline but for my age this would be teenage Viv 😅

If you’re a monster fucker, reblog this.

The AfterMath

After a long reteaching of Christmas, Onyx tells them to repeat after her.

Onyx: SANTA!

Helena: Breaking and entering

Emeril: Food raids

Amara: Facial hair = villian

Onyx: ...

Onyx: Godammit

Ranza: Don't think they'll agree...

What type of CRACK FIC?!

I HAD AN AI WRITE A STORY ABOUT Y/N AND LADY DIMITRESCU AND HOLY FUCK I AM DYING

Silly Y/N

A Short Story

by AI

Y/N had always loved elegant Castle Dimitrescu with its curved, crowded castle. It was a place where she felt angry.

She was a silly, peculiar, whiskey drinker with sexy boobs and strong neck. Her friends saw her as a snotty, solid stubborn. Once, she had even made a cup of tea for a salty daughter. That's the sort of woman he was.

Y/N walked over to the window and reflected on her scary surroundings. The snow flurried like running lycans.

Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Alcina Dimitrescu. Alcina was a sexy strong with muscular boobs and tall neck.

Y/N gulped. She was not prepared for Alcina.

As Y/N stepped outside and Alcina came closer, she could see the hurt glint in her eye.

Alcina gazed with the affection of 5158 lovable mushy moraicia. She said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want making love."

Y/N looked back, even more love and still fingering the good wee wee. "Alcina, “I love you.”," she replied.

They looked at each other with angst feelings, like two flaky, few flies drinking at a very spiteful Christmas Party, which had jazz music playing in the background and two incredible uncles dying to the beat.

Suddenly, Alcina lunged forward and tried to punch Y/N in the face. Quickly, Y/N grabbed the good wee wee and brought it down on Alcina's skull.

Alcina's muscular boobs trembled and her tall neck wobbled. She looked happy, her emotions raw like a greasy, grim gun.

Then she let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later Alcina Dimitrescu was dead.

Y/N went back inside and made herself a nice glass of whiskey.

THE END

MC: My grandpa has a nose and my grandma has a nose, everyone you know has a nose, nose, nose!

Hydra: My grandfather’s nose was blown off in the war so that song is a filthy lie.

I'm fr dressed like a varsity football player

TAG GAME

Stumbled across a cute picrew, hopefully y'all like it

tagging (no pressure) : @fuckboym4tt @sylveren @annieswifey @cuz-like-why-not @captainseb @miikoos @animated-moon @mercieder @melsuki @sunarent + anyone who'd like to <33

What to do if you suddenly find yourself homeless

FOOD

Find your nearest food bank or mission, for food

grocery stores with free samples, bakeries + stores with day-old bread

different fast food outlets have cheaper food and will generally let you hang out for a while.

some dollar stores carry food like cans of beans or fruit

SHELTER

Sleeping at beaches during the day is a good way to avoid suspicion and harassment

sleep with your bag strapped to you, so someone can’t steal it

Some churches offer short term residence

Find your nearest homeless shelter

Look for places that are open to the public

A large dumpster near a wall can often be moved so that flipping up the lids creates an angled shelter to stay dry

HYGIENE

A membership to the YMCA is usually only 10$, which has a shower, and sometimes laundry machines and lockers.

Public libraries have bathrooms you can use

Dollar stores carry low-end soaps and deodorant etc.

Wet wipes are all purpose and a life saver

Local beaches, go for a quick swim

Some truck stops have showers you can pay for

Staying clean is the best way to prevent disease, and potentially get a job to get back on your feet

Pack 7 pairs of socks/undies, 2 outfits, and one hooded rain jacket

OTHER

first aid kit

 sunscreen

 a travel alarm clock or watch

 mylar emergency blanket

 a backpack is a must

 downgrade your cellphone to a pay as you go with top-up cards

 sleeping bag

 travel kit of toothbrush, hair brush/comb, mirror

 swiss army knife

 can opener

Juliette: I can’t believe you live nearby, and you won’t us crash at your place.

Lorelei: You people already know too much about me.

Andi: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won’t let us crash at your place.

Locker Room Talk Pt.14

Alex walks in with two cups of coffee, handing one to Lorelei

Alex: Good Morning, Lorelei

They smile softly, at her and she nods in acknowledgment.

Lorelei: Thank you.

Alex: No problem.

Wrath: We aren't playing smash or pass with the girls in the locker room...it's rude.

Onyx: It's an honest opinion! Please?

Lorelei: I agree with Wrath...

Alex: Same here.

A beat of silence passes.

Onyx: Clothes...Clothes! Alex Cyprin! Who are you wearing?

Alex: Excuse me...what?

Onyx: Clothing style? Brand?

Alex: Oh...um...

They look at their clothes

Alex: Clothing?

Onyx: :sigh: Lorelei! Who are you wearing?

Lorelei: You can see what I'm wearing-

Onyx: Yeah...and that's a hot outfit...Damn...Wrath, who are you wearing?

Wrath: Ah...Calvin Klein.

Onyx: At least, you did it correctly! I'm wearing Ava Max by the way.

Onyx twirls making the rest of the group laugh.

Did I miss something?!

Did I- DID I MISS SOMETHING?!

WAS THAT ON ACCIDENT?!

WAS THAT ON PURPOSE?!

THIS BRO. WHY CANT SHE PLAY ALCINA?!!