satan-was-a-himbo

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Reblog to make a trans girls tits grow.

No bestie

I'm a service top as well in the RE8 fandom

Am I the only service top in the RE8 fandom? (I can't be right??)

Sorry, gotta rant for a sec. I am a service top, always have been always will be, but I just realized that I'm not only a service top in the bedroom *wink wink* but pretty much in every aspect of my life. I think I might just not be very creative?? Tell me what to do and by god it will get done... but, I really do need to be told what to do first lol

Honestly, just let me worship you, Queen. Respectfully, of course. Or disrespectfully. (Whatever you into I guess...😏)

On that note, don't forget to keep requesting things! (Nice segue if I do say so myself XD)

ATTENTION ALL GIRLS AND LADIES: if you walk from home, school, office or anywhere and you are alone and you come across a little boy crying holding a piece of paper with an address on it, DO NOT TAKE HIM THERE! take him straight to the police station for this is the new 'gang' way of rape. The incident is getting worse. Warn your families. Reblog this so this message can get accross to everyone.

I'm logging out.

vine legends just randomly popping up on tiktok gets me every time

"Bestie, I don't know. I'm not allowed near her room since the bathtub incident. I shiver thinking about it. I just wanted to clean the bathroom 😭 I didn't go in there expecting to watch her and a maiden getting it on."

This will probably flop but I want y'all to pretend like you're maidens in a groupchat. I would like to see some drama between the maids. Go!

Follower Count: 105

If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again

reblog this post to give the person you reblogged from a fruit gummy

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Reblog if it's okay to befriend you, ask questions, ask for advice, rant, vent, let something off your chest, or just have a nice chat.

please, please and please.

I THOUGHT THEY WERE TITTIES TOO!!!!

x

Cicero 👁👁

OK- FUCK MBTI TYPES-

What Part do you sing while singing “Cell Block Tango”

chicago had queen latifah sing that sexy song for no reason like it didn’t advance the plot at all

YO WAIT

I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT!

I'M GETTING THE SAME VIBES!

Someone tell me why I’m getting similar vibes from ‘Cell Block Tango’ (Chicago) and ‘Ex-Wives’ (SIX)?

Fanfiction isn’t written for you, it’s shared with you.

I'm fr dressed like a varsity football player

TAG GAME

Stumbled across a cute picrew, hopefully y'all like it

tagging (no pressure) : @fuckboym4tt @sylveren @annieswifey @cuz-like-why-not @captainseb @miikoos @animated-moon @mercieder @melsuki @sunarent + anyone who'd like to <33

Cold

CW: None First Person, Annabelle

Y/N and I are having a movie date night. They’re in the kitchen while I pick the movie. They would once in a while come back into the living room to cuddle me before the timer goes off for the various treats they're in the kitchen making.

They leave the living room once more, but this time it's colder. “Y/N! Y/N come back! I’m cold!” I hear them laugh before I’m graced with their warmth once more. As I continue to flutter through the movies presented, I cuddle close to them.

“Not finding anything interesting?” “No…I’m finding very cliche movies like Twilight.” “We watched that last week right?” “Yeah.”

The click of the remote continues before I talk again. “Can we just watch children’s movies?” They stand up and head towards the kitchen. "Go crazy, baby." I switch movie genres with a bright smile. When they come back with the chicken nuggets I am VIBRATING.

“What’re we watching?” “Lion King! Lion King! Lion King! Lion King!” “Alright.”

They chuckle before giving me the okay to start the movie.

Soft

CW: None Second Person

You and Andi are at home alone, watching horror movies. Even if she despises watching them, at least she's with you. She even chuckles throughout the film. Her head is resting on your thighs, and you brush your fingers through her hair softly to keep her calm during the movie.

“Hey, Andi?” “Yeah?”

She glances up at you from your lap, her eyes gently sparkling. "Your hair is very soft." She smirked as she booped your nose. "Of course! To keep up appearances, I have to maintain it." She draws you down to kiss you. "I occasionally apply conditioner before shampooing, and it makes my hair incredibly soft."

“I know your secret now!” “Don’t tell anyone!”

"I'm not going to. But maybe I'll start using it myself." Andi shoots up, pausing the movie and dragging you to the bathroom. “Let’s do it! Right now!” You giggle as she begins to turn on the shower.

Tbh, I wouldn't trust the bitch either-

My sister deadass wants to go to America JUST BECAUSE SHE WANTS A GUN AND SHE SAID "FUCK GUN LAWS IN AUSTRALIA” BASICALLY.

To clarify why this is bad:

She's openly transphobic and while she tolerates me being gay, I remember her being very homophobic when we were growing up. She is very pro cop and if she thinks you're gonna reach for a gun, she's made it very clear she'd shoot. And yes she's white. Which means she'd literally be dangerous and be free to do whatever the fuck she likes. I told her "you go to America, my girlfriend (who is trans) comes here" to her face. She's like "I wOn'T sHoOt YoUr GiRlFrIeNd" while she actively hates on trans people. I DON'T FUCKING TRUST YOU, HOE.

reblog to let him know that you love him

If you’re a monster fucker, reblog this.

Fixation [Poetry]

Midnight is where the shadows come out to play Where the stars play And where the moon watches over them Like her children

Flurries of white sprinkle around the town Like powdered sugar On warm beignets Dressed with honey

There were rarely festivals in this city This city they call a haven But they aren't a haven They are a hivemind.

The same opinion Upon different heads Whether it be right Or wrong

It isn’t obsession when I see her Among the hivemind of this small city It’s a compulsion Seeing her and separating her from the crowd

Maybe it was the colour of her hair Maybe even the brightness of her eyes She is a black widow And I have found myself in her web

Now I’m walking towards her Throat in my hands Heart falling from my chest Asking for her name

I was tagged by @vanwssa to show my current lock screen (1), the last song I listened to (2) and the last picture I saved (3). Thank you!

I tag: @girls-and-gods @girlriddle @catherinebronte @weedswrites @nymphastral @marmotts @starsetting @thefudge @cherriii @hrimceald @st-theodora @partialto @isocryme

"you only like villains because you want to fix them" actually I like them because I want a villain who's absolutely terrifying and ruthless to everyone, except for me, their cute s/o. Get it right 🙄

Midnight Walk

CW: Near Death Experience, Swearing

Third Person POV [Wyst POV]

Wyst and Asra are on yet another midnight walk. They talk about completely nothing as they stroll down the sidewalk of San Francisco, California, beneath the street lights. the two of them have identical ghost-boards in hand. Asra drops his board in the middle of the road, preparing to jump on it.

Does he not see that car?!

"Asra! Car!"

He doesn't move in time but the ethereal being acts on instinct. They drop their board and dart into the road in a gentle pink light. They push the boy out of the road just in time. But the boy's board shatters at the wheel of the car.

"Fuck! My board!" "Dude, you almost died!" "I know, but my board!"

The etheral being pushes the goddess boy. "I am so tired of your shit," they say with a slightly worried look. "I'm sorry." Asra finally says. Wyst sighs before looking at him. "It's cool, just...be careful, dude." He nods, looking down.

"Take my board, I'll buy a new one." "Thanks!"

He smiles softly before dropping it down on the sidewalk. He skates beside Wyst and they start talking nothing again. Things go silent for a moment.

"What would you do without me?" "Get hit by a car probably."

What to do if you suddenly find yourself homeless

FOOD

Find your nearest food bank or mission, for food

grocery stores with free samples, bakeries + stores with day-old bread

different fast food outlets have cheaper food and will generally let you hang out for a while.

some dollar stores carry food like cans of beans or fruit

SHELTER

Sleeping at beaches during the day is a good way to avoid suspicion and harassment

sleep with your bag strapped to you, so someone can’t steal it

Some churches offer short term residence

Find your nearest homeless shelter

Look for places that are open to the public

A large dumpster near a wall can often be moved so that flipping up the lids creates an angled shelter to stay dry

HYGIENE

A membership to the YMCA is usually only 10$, which has a shower, and sometimes laundry machines and lockers.

Public libraries have bathrooms you can use

Dollar stores carry low-end soaps and deodorant etc.

Wet wipes are all purpose and a life saver

Local beaches, go for a quick swim

Some truck stops have showers you can pay for

Staying clean is the best way to prevent disease, and potentially get a job to get back on your feet

Pack 7 pairs of socks/undies, 2 outfits, and one hooded rain jacket

OTHER

first aid kit

 sunscreen

 a travel alarm clock or watch

 mylar emergency blanket

 a backpack is a must

 downgrade your cellphone to a pay as you go with top-up cards

 sleeping bag

 travel kit of toothbrush, hair brush/comb, mirror

 swiss army knife

 can opener

My power is...my hellish stupidity and strength....But also my protection of women.

We love a good superhero himbo

THEY DID HER DIRTY 😭

Therapist: So last week during our solo session Bruno told me about a certain song. That you all sang about him?

Mirabel: Ok, that sounds bad, but we actually have songs like that about everyone in the family. “Generational Trauma Momma” for Abuela. “Dont tell Pepa shes not an Iron chef” is about Pepa and even Luisa has “Light a match for once, PLEASE!”

Therapist: ok— wow— umm

Dolores: Not everyone. Theres no song about me.

Mirabel: Well, for yours, we all learned sign language.

Dolores: WHAT THE HELL!!

IF YOU NEED TO CALL 911 BUT ARE SCARED TO BECAUSE OF SOMEONE IN THE ROOM, dial and ask for a pepperoni pizza. They will ask if you know you’re calling 911. Say yes, and continue pretending you’re making an order. They’ll ask if there’s someone in the room.

You can ask how long it will take for the pizza to get to you, and they will tell you how far away a dispatcher is.

Here is an example video