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4 years ago

Locker Room Talk Pt.14

Alex walks in with two cups of coffee, handing one to Lorelei

Alex: Good Morning, Lorelei

They smile softly, at her and she nods in acknowledgment.

Lorelei: Thank you.

Alex: No problem.

Wrath: We aren't playing smash or pass with the girls in the locker room...it's rude.

Onyx: It's an honest opinion! Please?

Lorelei: I agree with Wrath...

Alex: Same here.

A beat of silence passes.

Onyx: Clothes...Clothes! Alex Cyprin! Who are you wearing?

Alex: Excuse me...what?

Onyx: Clothing style? Brand?

Alex: Oh...um...

They look at their clothes

Alex: Clothing?

Onyx: :sigh: Lorelei! Who are you wearing?

Lorelei: You can see what I'm wearing-

Onyx: Yeah...and that's a hot outfit...Damn...Wrath, who are you wearing?

Wrath: Ah...Calvin Klein.

Onyx: At least, you did it correctly! I'm wearing Ava Max by the way.

Onyx twirls making the rest of the group laugh.


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4 years ago

Locker Room Talk Pt.12

Altea: Can you two quit it with that?

Onyx: But baby girl~ You're so small, shortcake.

Runa: I have to agree, you are short.

Altea: I AM ONE INCH TALLER THAN YOU ONYX!

Onyx: Not from where I'm standing.

Runa: Last time I checked little one, you were the youngest in the sorority.

Altea: Runa, shut up!

Suddenly their teasing gazes turn even more teasing.

Onyx: But who said short girls aren't sexy?

Altea: What?

Runa: She isn't wrong, princess.

Altea: W-what?!

Onyx: You were being bratty just a second ago, Altea...What changed?

Altea: Y-your attitudes changed! You switched from-

Runa smirked softly, taking Altea's chin in her finger.

Runa: I have no idea what you mean...

Altea internal screaming


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4 years ago

The AfterMath

After a long reteaching of Christmas, Onyx tells them to repeat after her.

Onyx: SANTA!

Helena: Breaking and entering

Emeril: Food raids

Amara: Facial hair = villian

Onyx: ...

Onyx: Godammit

Ranza: Don't think they'll agree...


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4 years ago

Locker Room Talk, Christmas! Day 10

Amara and Helena walk in laughing and talking.

Helena: No! No! It was fun, truly.

Amara: Are you sure?

Helena: Yes! You are very good with your sword.

Amara: Thank you, Helena.

Helena: Anyti-

Onyx and Emeril walk around them carrying a banner, going on their tippy-toes to get the banner over them. They end up hitting Amara and Helena in the face.

Amara: Hold on! Hold on! What are you doing?

Onyx: Decor! Fifteen days until Christmas.

Helena: Pardon me for asking but

Amara: Onyx...what exactly is Christmas?

Emeril: I don't either...But she said help and decorate in the same sentence so~

Onyx: Awww...Meril- You could have told me.

Emeril: I'm sorry.

Amara and Helena look at each other, before getting the banner and putting it up where Onyx wanted.

Onyx: Thanks, loves! I'll explain what it is. Sit, my children.

Amara, Helena, and Emeril sit down as she explains Christmas with flare, making them laugh.

Helena: Mmm...Okay, I think I understand.

Onyx: What have you learned?

Helena: Light the fireplace on Christmas Eve.

Onyx: No!

Emeril: Lock the refrigerator!

Onyx: No...Emeril...

Amara: Don't let strange men with thick moustaches and beards into your home. Specifically of the snowy white colour.

Onyx: This is hopeless.


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4 years ago

Locker Room Talk Pt.10

Ripley: I did it right...right?

Onyx glances over.

Onyx: Yeah.

She glances again.

Onyx: No...sweet, sweet baby...

Ripley adjusts the bra, pushing them up.

Onyx: No...no stop...you're making it worse...come here.

Ripley walks over, letting Onyx touch her chest to get her breasts in the right place. Well, what had HAPPENED was...It slipped for a moment.

Onyx: Oh! Oh! My bad!

Ripley: It's fine, you had no intention on doing it on purpose.

Onyx finally fixes the tit situation...Meanwhile...on the other side of the locker room.

Amara: I know you caught that.

Xenia: Like hell I did.

Amara: Can we agree we were looking respectfully before that happened?

Xenia: That's the one thing we can agree on.


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4 years ago

Locker Room Talk Pt.6

Amara: I left my sword in someone's purse.

Nora: Amara...I don't think that's how this world works.

Helena: Nora is correct on that point.

Onyx: Yeah, I have never seen anyone stick a sword in a purse.

Nora: I surely wouldn't, I personally prefer a satchel.

Helena: Same here.

Amara: I have the same preference with bags.

Onyx: I like purses!

*Beat of silence*

Onyx: You saw Amala right?

Helena: Please do not bring up Amala.

Onyx: Alright then! Better topic of conversation!

Nora: Mhm?

Onyx: So...No one is going to talk about how Nova walks around in on-brand crop tops and baggy sweat pants.

Amara: Comfort clothes? I don't see what's wrong about walking around the dorms in comfort clothes.

Onyx: Not the clothes, Amara...THE ABS!

*Nora coughs*

Nora: Glad I'm not the only one staring.

*Everyone bursts into giggle*

Amara: Okay, okay. But can we please talk about Helena and her independent walk?

Helena: Isn't gossip supposed to be when the person isn't around?

Onyx: It's not gossip...it's complements.

Nora: Agreed, the way you sway your hips when you walk is something no one in this sorority can ignore.

Helena: I don't understand...

Onyx: You are sexy as fuck! No one disagrees.

*Nora and Amara hum in agreement*

Helena: O-oh...Thank you.


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