Latest Posts by pmeep - Page 4

just because music isnt playing doesnt mean im not listening to it

all my haters become graters when i age the parmesan of success

"You got vampire lore wrong in your story because real vampires do this and that" Buddy I have terrible news about all of vampires. Heartbreaking news. Worst news you're gonna hear all day.

Ribcage is a hell of a word. Like yeah my bones trapped my heart inside my chest if u even care. I don’t know if it wants out

the narrative: *starts the third act by repeating a scene from the first act but now it has a totally different context*

me: ohoHOhohoHOHOhoHO

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to go back to bed

they just don't put gargoyles on roofs like they used to. buildings are so swagless these days

fuck off it's not a collar it's to hide my decapitation scar. my head will literally fall off if you take it off it's not a sex thing. the decapitation was a sex thing though yeah.

the sickness got me acting like a victorian child

girl ur such a vibe can i live inside ur ribcage

Well I would give a medieval peasant some spaghetti.

they used to spray me wuith cold water when i tried eating my favorite meal the Lovely potted plant

submissive and beheadable

you're too logged on man your consumption of internet porn has severed your psychospiritual connection with the beauty of the natural land. i spent 10 months in sensory deprivation exclusively cranking it to the gentle soundscape of a babbling brook and now when i hear the tap on a soda machine go off i bust so hard the gas station clerk has to call the police

dos anyone want to play cars with me .

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i can hear darwin evolving down the chimney now

*desperate for sex voice* so thats spongebob and thats patrick?

if a hamburger and a cheeseburger have a baby it most likely will have cheese on it because the cheese trait come from a dominant gene

Be honest. My keysmashing always has too many js and qs in it and thats why you won’t have sex with me. am i right?

we named it the computer mouse because it fit so comfortably in our hands and it reminded us of ancient times where our ancestors put their palms over the backs of cave mice and shuffled them across the ground to move the cursor on their cave wall mounted gaming monitors

waiting patiently for the arrival of a beautiful woman called Skip Ad

Once I finish killing this guy the cycle of violence will be over, trust me guys

FUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKK i got tomorrow tomorrow

Ever since I was a little girl ive always wanted to open the emergency exit door

don’t forget to eat & drink enough so you are hydrated & nutrient-dense for the vampire who is going to be feeding on you

[COVERED IN BLOOD] Perhaps the world is slightly brighter having me in it.

working on some silly tlt memes for my friend's bday and I liked how this one came out 🥲