Just Because Music Isnt Playing Doesnt Mean Im Not Listening To It

love is a drug and babygirl, im a faggot

spotify can't shuffle for shit. i shuffle better than you and they laugh me out of card games. pathetic

i accidentally hit a bug and totaled my car

*desperate for sex voice* so thats spongebob and thats patrick?

going to college to become a newspaper delivery boy

lucky i wasn’t born with a dick bc i’d get hard from seeing a beautiful body of water

The best part of Rocky Horror is how quickly Brad and Janet just roll with everything like they barely blink when Frank enters the room in his lingerie getup and Brad doesn't even object to being stripped and when he realizes it's Frank in his bed he's like ehhh well okay meanwhile Janet finally gets laid and from that moment on her only motivation is to get laid a second time. I love them

stop glamorizing “the Grind” and start glamorizing whatever this is