you're too logged on man your consumption of internet porn has severed your psychospiritual connection with the beauty of the natural land. i spent 10 months in sensory deprivation exclusively cranking it to the gentle soundscape of a babbling brook and now when i hear the tap on a soda machine go off i bust so hard the gas station clerk has to call the police
reminder to:
straighten your back
go pee goddAMN IT STOP HOLDING IT
go take your meds if you need to
drink some water
go get a snack if you havent eaten in a while
maybe wander around the house/stretch a little if you’ve been sat at the computer a while (artists especially: sTRETCH THOSE WRISTS)
reply to that text/message from earlier you’d forgotten about
maybe send a nice lil message to someone having a bad day?
god these violent delights are fucking AWESOME lol. having a great time. btw does anybody know what we're doing after this
stop glamorizing “the Grind” and start glamorizing whatever this is
i can hear darwin evolving down the chimney now
in this baeutiful world. straight up "enjoing it". and by "it". haha. well. let's justr say. My frands
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who up being weary and haggard on a wednesday
yknow it's a real shame that romans didn't have access to australia specifically for augury reasons. i really wish i could have seen a roman augur have to deal with australian birds. like imagine trying to properly interpret an omen from a fuckin. cassowary
hey girl *starts bleeding out all over ur bathroom floor*