If A Hamburger And A Cheeseburger Have A Baby It Most Likely Will Have Cheese On It Because The Cheese

man who opened a parenthesis he forgot to close 4 years ago is tragically unaware everything he's said since has been an aside

vulnerability is so important but I will not be partaking in it

god these violent delights are fucking AWESOME lol. having a great time. btw does anybody know what we're doing after this

Clockwork Rapunzel

girls when they get overstimulated in the grocery store

Freelancing in technical theater means you’re on a lot of different email lists. People need a crew, they send out an email, you respond with your availability. Now, most people start these with things like “hey folks” or “hi everyone”. Neal is not most people.

His openers started off innocent enough.

Then, he started to push boundaries.

And as you can see, it has spiraled out of control since then.

The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy.

same

Person who wants to do stuff trapped in a body that needs to lie down