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My fav parts about the pjo show so far

- sally mf jackson (no explanation needed)

- grover casually spilling i’m 24 as they race to go to camp (like grover give him a min he still thinks his dad is jesus)

- dionysus telling percy he’s his dad?? and the way percy just resigned himself to it like yup okay that adds up what else is new

- “when the time comes he’ll be ready” cut to percy doing the floss LMAO

- “are you stalking me annabeth? yes” (girl has zero chill and i’m living for it)

- “I am sally Jackson’s son” (hell yeah percy go be the momma’s boy you are)

i wish ads felt pain when you skipped them

Doing a line of concrete powder would fix me

sorry man its nothing personal but if i dont kill you my cursed sword will call me a pussy

Holy shit where did all this hot chocolate come from

“imagine caring so much about fiction” imagine being so lame that you scoff at the timeless human practice of falling in love with art and stories

Imagine you’re Dracula, enjoying drinking this tasty girl until finally one night you’re like well it’s been fun but she’s pretty much drained I guess it’s time to find another victim and then they just start… filling her back up? I bet he was like holy shit modern medicine is great, what a time to be undead

life changing experience: girl listens to song she hasn't heard in years. it brings back all the emotions she felt back then.

I pull the pin and throw the grenade straight up. Then I throw the pin straight up, and it slides right back into the grenade in midair, disarming it. When the grenade lands, it bonks me in the skull, killing me.

hey. good luck with everything, okay? [cutting the rope connecting your boat to the dock] just good luck. [starts pushing your boat further towards the stream] just have a good luck out there

ever since i was a small child i knew i wanted to have an unemployable skillset

This “hanging out” you mentioned is intriguing. Have my people call your people

i’m in a good place (my room) but i’m also not in a good place (deep physical and psychological suffering)

so....vampirism. by medical definition, an STD. we are agreed, yes?

that canary stopped making noise but its so dark in here i cant find it to make sure its ok can someone light a match so i can look

yeah i couldn’t be trusted with a penis id get hard from the way the sun shines through the leaves and everyone would hate me

Having a bruise is great it’s like a second clitoris but it only does masochism

who up sexualising the grotesque

dracula sleeping in his dracula position with hands crossed but he’s holding his boobs

your hands are literally instruments of god and you can put them inside of other people btw

your teeth are a gift from god and you can sink them into other people's flesh btw

bloodlust is the best word in the english language. she has everything. sex. violence. assonance. who can compare.

having a bad day? me neither *we both start frolicking *

me and the girlies discussing motifs and themes

“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health

do it scared do it weird do it alone. holy trinity

"am I being annoying" are you aware that my heart is trying to crawl out of my chest to get to you

[looks up at you with my large sad wet eyes] Can i have some dollars for the vending machine. one hundred thousand of them

who up being weary and haggard on a wednesday