Reason To Live #8550

Man, it's really so far outside the realm of possibility in my brain that somebody would like me back that I got rejected by a girl in MY OWN FUCKING DREAM. Granted, she was way out of my league, but still like wtf.

To The People Who Keep Interrupting My Music With Spam Calls:

please stop <3

News Years Resolution! Survive.

I live for fall themed goodies

Reason to Live #9815

  Seasonal treats! – Guest Submission

(Please don't add negative comments to these posts.)

Sometimes I gotta force myself to think I'm the main character because if I just lay in bed all day my ratings will plummet.

Never thought that I'd be cackling like a mad scientist at the prospect of going to bed early, but here I am.

hey folks,,,,,... glad 2 b here on tubblr . here's a little self-portrait of me,, a human male

What I Say: Hey Boss I can't come into work today I have food poisoning

What I mean: Hey Boss I ate 18 Raviolis and shits about to get WILD

NOT SKYRIM. I REPEAT, NOT. SKYRIM.

Someone has messaged me with a link that they claim is the "best adult game". If it is not Skyrim I will be very sad.

actively sabotaging myself by rearranging my playlist to play songs in an order that I know will have me break down in tears in a matter of minutes