Actively Sabotaging Myself By Rearranging My Playlist To Play Songs In An Order That I Know Will Have

A concerning amount of words in my phone try to autocorrect themselves to be fully capitalized

Flashback to when I was still getting used to having long hair and accidentally waterboarded myself in the shower

It's been a while. I'm dealing with some emotional shit right now so just hang in there. Ok, now pretend all that was something absolutely fucking hilarious and continue about your day

*sound of my psyche shattering into a billion pieces*

I live for fall themed goodies

Reason to Live #9815

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how is the kentucky derby not trending on here?? the horse with the lowest odds wins and immediately starts biting everything in its sight, that sounds like a tumblr legend to me

Yep.

I miss the days when I was blissfully unaware of Horse Plinko