What I Say: Hey Boss I Can't Come Into Work Today I Have Food Poisoning

Reblog to have something lgbt happen to you this summer

I miss the days when I was blissfully unaware of Horse Plinko

My manager likes to ask me really confusing and mildly vague questions and so one day I decided to ask one back and so I said, "What are your thoughts on antidisestablishmentarianism?" and he sat there for a second before giving me three very well thought out paragraphs of his stance on antidisestablishmentarianism. I have never been so destroyed and defeated.

Yep.

Dear god it's escaped

watch out everyone therese a horse going around taking a bite out of peoples posts

The fun thing about anxiety is I can't tell if I'm sick or if it's just the normal urge to puke from all the stress

You spend time putting thoughts into your jokes and get moderate notes, and then you make one fucking horse plinko joke and everyone loses their shit

Is it just me, or are dentists the hot people of the doctor world?