I Live For Fall Themed Goodies

Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care

Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck

Idea for a new profession. Anarchyologists. They go undercover as normal archeologists but then they take artifacts from one sight and move them to a completely different sight to confuse the actual archeologists.

If you want me to stop texting you constantly then just start being very dull.

I have eaten an uncanny amount of bread in the last 24 hours and I have no intention of stopping.

You're not gonna believe it.

I made not one, but two new friends! I'm fucking ecstatic.

YOU KNOW WHAT?! Video has been a known killer for years and the police have done absolutely nothing. How long is it going to take for the radio star to be avenged?! Further proof of the shortcomings of the US Government.

Forge a set of high quality Stupid Gay Armor.

I can't explain the Incredibly real fear this invokes deep in my chest

every day i wake up in fear of a cw reboot of scooby doo

My brain gives me my dopamine on the sixth Friday of every month.