Man, It's Really So Far Outside The Realm Of Possibility In My Brain That Somebody Would Like Me Back

Shit really hits different when you're having an anxiety attack and there are like 50 people around you but you aren't comfortable enough with any of them to ask for support

YOU KNOW WHAT?! Video has been a known killer for years and the police have done absolutely nothing. How long is it going to take for the radio star to be avenged?! Further proof of the shortcomings of the US Government.

My manager likes to ask me really confusing and mildly vague questions and so one day I decided to ask one back and so I said, "What are your thoughts on antidisestablishmentarianism?" and he sat there for a second before giving me three very well thought out paragraphs of his stance on antidisestablishmentarianism. I have never been so destroyed and defeated.

One time I went to a concert. It has all been downhill from there.

I use the term "this slaps" a lot for songs that I like. Recently, however, I've been partaking in more violent metaphors, such as "this slams my head into a fucking concrete brick again and again and again"

Anybody got a fucking clue what's going on right now?

i could survive a time loop. wouldn’t even notice with the kind of shit I got goin on

Craft a Gay Weapon of any quality.

it can be therapeutic to admit "actually my childhood was deeply fucking awful." not "my parents tried" or "there were good times too" or "I was lucky in certain ways" but solely to acknowledge "I went though some fucking messed up shit what the fuck was that about "

kinda adorable how it takes the moon almost exactly a month to blink