Sometimes I Gotta Force Myself To Think I'm The Main Character Because If I Just Lay In Bed All Day My

YOU KNOW WHAT?! Video has been a known killer for years and the police have done absolutely nothing. How long is it going to take for the radio star to be avenged?! Further proof of the shortcomings of the US Government.

Hello. I’d like to play a game.

You’re in a car with a beautiful boy, and he won’t tell you that he loves you, but he loves you. And you feel like you’ve done something terrible, like robbed a liquor store, or swallowed pills, or shoveled yourself a grave in the dirt, and you’re tired. You’re in a car with a beautiful boy, and you’re trying not to tell him that you love him, and you’re trying to choke down the feeling, and you’re trembling.

If he decides to reach over and touch you, like a prayer for which no words exist, you will feel your heart taking root in your body, like you’ve discovered something you didn’t even have a name for. If he does not, there’s a pipe bomb attached to the vehicle’s engine triggered to explode. You must admit your love any way you choose, but you must admit to it. It is the only way to survive in this world.

Most people are so ungrateful to love, to be loved, to be told they’re loved by the one that loves them … but you won’t be. Not anymore.

Craft a Gay Weapon of any quality.

Idea for a new profession. Anarchyologists. They go undercover as normal archeologists but then they take artifacts from one sight and move them to a completely different sight to confuse the actual archeologists.

i could survive a time loop. wouldn’t even notice with the kind of shit I got goin on

Was gonna post something, but then I rembered it was stupid.

My brain gives me my dopamine on the sixth Friday of every month.

Yep.

I base my growth and maturity on how many of the chocolates in an assorted box I'm willing to eat

What I Say: Hey Boss I can't come into work today I have food poisoning

What I mean: Hey Boss I ate 18 Raviolis and shits about to get WILD