To The People Who Keep Interrupting My Music With Spam Calls:

If you want me to stop texting you constantly then just start being very dull.

I can't explain the Incredibly real fear this invokes deep in my chest

every day i wake up in fear of a cw reboot of scooby doo

We should play Castle Crashers together some time

You're not gonna believe it.

I made not one, but two new friends! I'm fucking ecstatic.

and still no bitches

actively sabotaging myself by rearranging my playlist to play songs in an order that I know will have me break down in tears in a matter of minutes

It happened again.

Man, it's really so far outside the realm of possibility in my brain that somebody would like me back that I got rejected by a girl in MY OWN FUCKING DREAM. Granted, she was way out of my league, but still like wtf.

Never thought that I'd be cackling like a mad scientist at the prospect of going to bed early, but here I am.

The ineffable and unrelenting urge to make Mac and cheese at ungodly hours of the morning

"ai is making it so everyone can make art" Everyone can make art dipshit it came free with your fucking humanity