Kidnapper: I have one of your group members
Thomas: Oh, really?
Matthew, drunk in the background: IT’S ME, MATTHEW!
Thomas: You have the wrong number
Julian: It's really cold outside.
Kit: Just like my heart.
Julian: Now is not the time to debate which one of us is more dead inside.
Isabelle: Love is dumb
Isabelle, glancing at Simon: And I’m the dumbest bitch alive
Gideon at 2 am: Sophie, wake up so we can discuss our love for each other
Sophie: By the angel, I love you so much!
vs.
Tessa at 2 am: Will, if you want to discuss how to exterminate all ducks on earth for good I’m leaving you.
Cordelia: I made a marshmallow Alastair, see? His arms are crossed because he’s mad at all the other marshmallows for annoying him. Do you like it?
Alastair, clearly emotional: It’s okay
James: Sometimes, Cordelia sleep talks
Cordelia, sleeping: KILL THE BITCH
James: I didn’t say I enjoyed it.
Cordelia, in the background: DIE
James: *aggressively banging his stele against the desk*
Cordelia: Don’t be mean to the poor thing! How would you like it if I banged you against the desk?
James:
Cordelia:
James: I don’t know the right answer to that question.
Jace: I’ve killed more demons than I can count
Jace: Because I’ve killed a lot of demons
Jace: Not because I can’t count very high
Will: Jem told me that if I don't have anything nice to say then don’t say anything at all
Gabriel:
Will: But Jem isn't here and you're a BITCH
Hands down my favorite thing about TDA and specifically QoAaD is how Clare said "y'all don't like my first MC? Here's what would have happened if she hadn't been around" and it's the actual apocalypse
Why pick one favorite character when you can simply adopt every single one of them (except for the Dearborns, they go straight into the trashcan)?
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