Matthew: You Should Take Off Your Glasses More Often

Matthew: You should take off your glasses more often

James: *stops*

James: *looks around*

Matthew: What is it? Did you lose anything?

James: It looks like I lost all my fucks and I have none to give

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Kit: Why is helping someone hide a body the standard for true friendship?

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Kit: But please I am begging you, do not make me dig a hole. That sounds so hard.

Dru: *Stares blankly*

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4 years ago

Will: I found James. He was sleeping while training again.

James: I wasn’t sleeping, someone drugged me!

Will, turning around to Tessa: Cancel that, he was doing drugs.

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4 years ago

Alastair, a guest: Can I ask about the menu, please?

Matthew, a waiter: The men I please are none of your business.

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

Jem: What’s for dinner?

Will: I can’t tell you, it’s a soup-prise

Jem: Is it soup?

Will: I soup-pose it could be

Jem: Enough with the soup puns!

Will: You never soup-port my jokes

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

James: I can't believe you told on me, Lucie!

Will: And I'm currently glad she did, young man!

Will to Tessa: That sounds scary. I am nailing this!

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Cordelia: Why are you lying on the floor?

Alastair: I have depression

Cordelia: Oh-

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Cordelia: oH-

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4 years ago

Anna: Yo, is that guy sleeping or dead?

Matthew: Hopefully dead, I hated that guy.

James: Yeah, so did I.

Alastair, laying on the floor: First of all, fuck you all-

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Cordelia: I made a marshmallow Alastair, see? His arms are crossed because he’s mad at all the other marshmallows for annoying him. Do you like it?

Alastair, clearly emotional: It’s okay

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

Demon: You'll run away if you're smart

Matthew: WELL I'M NOT!

Matthew: Running away I mean.

Matthew: I'm smart.

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