Kit: Not To Brag

Kit: Not to brag

Kit: but I solved a puzzle in 2 weeks

Kit: and the box said 2-4 years

Ty:

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Matthew: You should take off your glasses more often

James: *stops*

James: *looks around*

Matthew: What is it? Did you lose anything?

James: It looks like I lost all my fucks and I have none to give

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Valentine: Voyages are like children

Valentine: You delete the ones that don’t succeed

Jocelyn: wHat?

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lasthourstid

5 years ago

Alastair: It's Thomas' turn to be out in the world, interact with other grown-ups. While I get to stay home and plot the death of Dora the Explorer...

Alastair: ... fill her backpack with bricks and throw her into the Candy Cane River.

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Tessa, at the beginning of CA: The two of you have gone through a lot together. You really trust each other, don’t you?

Jem: Will likes to say he trusts me as far as he can throw me.

Will: It’s true!

Will: *grabbing Jem*

Jem: Wait-

Will: *yeets Jem full force across the room*

Will: It’s a joke of course, I can’t throw him far enough.

Will, narrowing his eyes: Yet

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Henry: If you're open to me getting a pet...

Charlotte: Yeah, of course. Get a dog.

Henry: No, I don't want a dog. I want a cockatoo to take rollerblading. How cool would that be?

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

The TSC fandom, every Monday, just like clockwork:

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Jem: Well, I did warn you

Will: Yes

Jem: But did you listen?

Will: No

Jem: Do you ever listen?

Will: No

Jem: Are you listening now?

Will: … no

Jem: Are you staring at my arse right now?

Will: N- yes

Jem: …

Will: In my defense it’s a nice arse.

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Jem, staring at his phone: Kit, I have a question.

Kit: What’s up?

Jem: What does “thicc” mean? It has to c’s.

Kit: Uh, well, I- it kind of means, uh, like… I guess it kind of means you have a nice butt.

Jem: …

Kit: …

Jem, squinting intently at his phone, whispers: What the fuck, Lily

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

Alec: Magnus and I are leaving now. Clary is in charge and I left notes for each of you with instructions.

Jace: Mine just says “JACE NO”?

Alec: And you can apply that to any situation.

Simon: Mine says “Don’t touch anybody”? Don’t you mean anyTHING?

Alec: I do not.

Isabelle: HEY!

Clary: Take me with you.

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Tessa: Can I please stay in your room?

Jem: Why?

Tessa: Will and I played with a Ouija board and we cursed mine

Tessa: and Will isn’t much help. He doesn’t know how to banish spirits, so he just throws salt at them and yells: “Does this look like a hotel to you?!”

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