Officer: I Heard You Got Pot

Officer: I heard you got pot

Matthew: *holds up flower pot* You mean this?

Officer: Oh, ok. What you growing?

Matthew: Weed

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Emma: What’s the expression? Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice… fiddle-dee-dee

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4 years ago

Alastair, a guest: Can I ask about the menu, please?

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4 years ago

Jesse, blushing: So, I guess we are boyfriend and girlfriend now

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Lucie: I get to be the girlfriend

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4 years ago

Will: How about have a seat? Maybe you'd like a glass of water?

Matthew: Anything with a little more kick?

Will: Seriously, Matthew, you're in my office.

Matthew: You're right. I don't know what I was thinking-

Will, pouring whisky in two glasses: You want ice, you're out of luck.

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Jem: Please, don’t make fun of me if I misuse outdated cultural references, okay? Are we cowabunga on this?

Kit, about to cry: Yeah, we’re cowabunga on this

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

Christopher: *taking a sip out of a flask* You want some of this?

Matthew: Sure

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3 years ago

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

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Christopher: I know, but what’s a metaphor?

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lasthourstid

5 years ago

Will: If I had a son I want him to be like Matthew.

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Will: When we first moved in here, he was this sweet kid that lived next door.

Tessa: The weird kid next door...

I knowwww, Tessa actually loves him!

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