Kit: crying You’ve Failed Me. I Thought I Could Trust You. Once Again, I’ve Been Left Homeless.

Kit: *crying* You’ve failed me. I thought I could trust you. Once again, I’ve been left homeless. After all I’ve done for you!

Mina:

Jem:

Tessa: I think we should stop playing monopoly…

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

Alec:

Jace: What are you talking about?-

Jace, a second later:

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Cordelia: Why are you lying on the floor?

Alastair: I have depression

Cordelia: Oh-

Alastair: I have also been stabbed three times

Cordelia: oH-

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

James: I’m not scared of you! None of us are!

Christopher: I kind of am

James: Christopher, shut up!

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Interviewer: What do you think you could bring to this job?

Christopher: Bring to it? Oh, umm...

Christopher: I could bring...

Christopher: ... some tea and cakes to it? Would you like that?

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Officer: I heard you got pot

Matthew: *holds up flower pot* You mean this?

Officer: Oh, ok. What you growing?

Matthew: Weed

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Matthew: *looks over at James* Poke

James: *without looking up from his book* Poke

Matthew: Poke *pokes James on his cheek*

James: Poke *pokes Matthew on the arm*

Matthew: Poke!

James: Poke!

Matthew: POKE

James: POKE

*a poke war ensues that somehow ends up on the floor with Christopher on top thinking it was a hug party*

Thomas:

Thomas: WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING RIGHT NOW???

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Raziel: Did you give Johnny Rook the bison as I told?

Angel: Wait, what?

Raziel: The bison, so that he can shoot it and get his anger issues out...?

Angel: The bi son...

Raziel: The bison...

Angel: Bi son

Raziel: B i s o n

Angel: B i - S o n

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Henry: So, I heard you like bad boys?

Charlotte: Umm, no, not really-

Henry: Not to get you excited, but I don’t look both ways before I cross the street.

Charlotte: That’s very dangerous.

Henry: I know. I don’t really do that…

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lasthourstid

5 years ago

Henry: Do you want a cup of tea? Milk is in the fridge.

Henry: Where else to put your milk?

Henry: But there's a windowsill outside.

Henry: I always thought if I invented the windowsill with special compartments - you know, one for milk, one for yoghurt - I could get a lot of money.

Henry: I probably should write that down...

Everyone else:

Henry: Do You Want A Cup Of Tea? Milk Is In The Fridge.

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lasthourstid

2 years ago

Julian: Maybe I don’t get a healthy amount of sleep, but can other people do this?

Julian, stands up and blacks out immediately:

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