Will, Rolling Down The Car Window: What Seems To Be The Problem, Officer?

Will, rolling down the car window: What seems to be the problem, officer?

Cop: Get the FUCK out of my car!

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4 years ago

Christopher: I can’t believe that Britain is 1903 years old!

Matthew: You idiot, that’s how old Earth is

James: No way! :O

Matthew: I can’t believe you two didn’t know that!

Thomas, about to cry: They’re so fucking stupid

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

James: Aww, you’re so romantic, lighting candles for me

Grace, drawing a pentagram: I’m about to sacrifice you, if you haven’t noticed yet.

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Gabriel: If you had to go on a date with anyone of us, who’d you choose?

Jem: No way

Tessa, blushing: I’m not answering that…

Will: Jem

Everyone: …

Will: oH- nO waY, i’M NoT anSweRinG tHat!

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

Thomas: Where do you want to be in five years, Alastair?

Alastair: *under his breath* Hopefully in your bed

Thomas: What was that?

Alastair: I sAid HoPEFULLY DEAD!

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

Alec: FUCK THE CLAVE

Magnus, sighing: Honey, you ARE the clave

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Will: Octopi could hug four people simultaneously, because Raziel bless them with the ability to do so. However, they don’t hug even one person because they made a covenant with the devil. Any questions?

Matthew, raising his hand: Where’s Lucie? I just wanted to visit her-

Will: In a better place, now sit down immediately.

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Tessa: I make it policy never to date a peasant!

Cecily: Same

Tessa: Aren't you engaged to Gabriel?

Cecily: Aren't you married to my brother?

Tessa: ...

Cecily: ...

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Cordelia: Why are you lying on the floor?

Alastair: I have depression

Cordelia: Oh-

Alastair: I have also been stabbed three times

Cordelia: oH-

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Julian: In an emergency, a crayon will burn for 30 minutes.

Kit: How long do they burn if it’s not an emergency?

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

Cristina: You do realize that murder is a crime, right?

Emma: Show me the law

Cristina: *hands her a book*

Emma: I’m not reading all of that

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