Alexander: I’m Moving In To The Attic.

Alexander: I’m moving in to the attic.

Thomas: The attic?!

Alexander: Hey, at least it’s big. Dad said you used to live in a closet.

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lasthourstid
3 years ago

Mark: Justice is best served cold

Mark, giggling: Because if it were served warm, it would be justwater

Julian: Is that some kind of aftereffects from fairyfruit you ate or do I need to get sanitizer?

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lasthourstid
4 years ago

James: Where is Matthew?

Thomas: Well, apparently Matthew won a big award...

James: Nice try. The only person who'd believe that would be Matthew.

Christopher: He's in jail!

Thomas: Kit, what did I say?

Christopher: That it was only a matter of time?

Thomas, blushing: Okay, no, didn't say THAT.

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lasthourstid
4 years ago

*Jem giving Kit a present*

Jem: Happy birthday, Kit! I hope you love it. I’m sorry I couldn’t find any wrapping paper, so I wrapped it in hundred-dollar bills.

Kit: I love it already

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lasthourstid
4 years ago

Cordelia: He is probably thinking about other girls…

Lucie: You never know what’s going through a guys mind.

[Meanwhile]

James: If you sat on a voodoo doll of yourself would you ever be able to stand up?

Matthew: Holy shit, bro

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lasthourstid
4 years ago

Will [every time he’s broke]: I’d be an amazing prostitute

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lasthourstid
3 years ago

George Lovelace was worthy and the Mortal Cup can go fuck itself

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lasthourstid
3 years ago

Mark, bleeding from a cut: Help! I’m covered in flesh juice!

Julian: You’re covered in what?

Mark: Flesh juice!

Julian: I’ll just let you die

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lasthourstid
4 years ago

!Shadow and Bone (Netflix Show) Spoiler!

Inej throwing her knife at the Darkling has the same energy as Emma throwing hers at Sebastian in City of Heavenly Fire

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lasthourstid
4 years ago

Christopher: I can’t believe that Britain is 1903 years old!

Matthew: You idiot, that’s how old Earth is

James: No way! :O

Matthew: I can’t believe you two didn’t know that!

Thomas, about to cry: They’re so fucking stupid

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lasthourstid
4 years ago

James: For the millionth time, Cordelia and I are just friends.

Lucie: *sneezes*

Lucie: Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.

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