Latest Posts by imconfusingmyself - Page 2

MC: What did you guys get in your yearbook?

Roxy: 'Prettiest Smile'

Anna: 'Nicest Personality'

Julius: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'

Valentin: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

Jessy: I can’t believe you've been helping us, and yet, you won’t let anyone get to know you.

Jake: You people already know too much about me.

Dan: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won’t let any of us get to know you.

Jessy: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?

Darkness: How am I supposed to know?

MC: You say, as if we don’t use you as a source of knowledge of the occult.

Darkness: *sighs*

Darkness: You wouldn't be trapped.

Dan: I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck

MC: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?

Cleo: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it.

MC: Three of us saw it, Cleo. How do you explain that?

Cleo: *points at Jake* Sleep deprivation. *points at Jessy* Paranoia. *points at Thomas* Delusional personality disorder.

Julius: Physically, yes, I could fight a bird. But emotionally? Imagine the toll.

Julius: I’d like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals

Bernd, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!

Julius: *walks in covered in ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick

MC: Dammit, Thomas!

Thomas: It wasn't me!

MC: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit Cleo!

Cleo: Not me either.

MC: Oh....then who broke into *random stranger's house*?

Jessy: *whistles*

Jake: You really put away everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Thomas: Several traffic violations.

Dan: Three counts of resisting arrest.

Jessy: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

MC: Also, that's not our car.

Julius, to MC: My life is in the hands of an idiot!

MC,motioning to themselves and Shadow: No, no no no no, TWO idiots!

MWAF: Oh, so when crows remember who wronged them and hold grudges, "it's intelligent" and really "cool".

MWAF: But when I do it, I'm "petty" and "need to let it go".

Julius: I’m an idiot.

MC:.....

Lucy:......

Tim:.....

Anna:.....

Roxy:......

Bernd:......

Valentin:.....

Andreas:......

MC: If you’re waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.

MC: On a scale from “damn Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling?

Richy: In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. How about you, Dan?

Dan: Probably “road work ahead”.

Cleo: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.

MC: I just ended a four year relationship.

Jake: Oh, I’m so sorry. Are you okay?

MC: Hm? Oh yeah, I’m fine. It wasn’t my relationship.

*Dan and Jessy fighting from across the room*

Dan: You're right.

Jake: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?

Dan : I didn’t even realize how sarcastic I was being. It’s starting to become a problem, I think.

Cleo: We got a free day now. What do you wanna do? Eat? Sleep? Nap? Snack?

Julius: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.

Bernd, not looking up from his book: Spear.

Julius: BLOCKED.

Jake: My life isn’t as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look like.

Julius joining the group in a nutshell:

Julius: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?

Bernd: Language!

Lucy: Yeah watch your fucking language

Anna: OKAY WHO TAUGHT LUCY THE FUCK WORD?

Roxy: 'the fuck word'

Tim: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time

Valentin: Oh my god they censored it

Roxy: Say fuck, Tim.

Julius: Do it, Tim. Say fuck.

J.K. Night: Fool me once, I'm gonna kill you 💞

MC: When I first met you ...I thought you were annoying and a bitch.

Lily: .......and?

MC: And you are.

J.K. Night: We could be lurking ANYWHERE! See you soon 💞

MC:

MC: Please, I'm begging you to stay at the hospital.

Dan: I'm sorry, are these OUR broken legs? Stay out of it.