Julius, To MC: My Life Is In The Hands Of An Idiot!

MC: Truth or dare?

Jake: Truth.

MC: How many hours have you slept this week?

Jake:

Jake: Dare.

MC: Go to sleep.

Jake: I don't like this game.

MC: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.

Julius: Mine just says "Julius no."

MC: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

Dan: You're right.

Jake: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?

MC: Please, I'm begging you to stay at the hospital.

Dan: I'm sorry, are these OUR broken legs? Stay out of it.

MC: You can de-escalate any situation by simply saying, 'Are we about to kiss?

'MC: Doesn't work for getting out of speeding tickets, by the way.

Julius: Physically, yes, I could fight a bird. But emotionally? Imagine the toll.

Players replaying duskwood be like:

MC: Tonight, one of you will betray us.

Jake: Is it me, MC?

MC: No, it’s not you.

Jessy: Is it me, MC?

MC: It’s not you either.

Richy: Is it me, MC?

MC:

MC, mockingly: Is IT mE MC?

*Cleo and Thomas sitting in jail together*

Cleo: So who should we call?

Thomas: I’d call MC, but I feel safer in jail

MC: When I first met you ...I thought you were annoying and a bitch.

Lily: .......and?

MC: And you are.

Lilly: Jake isn’t answering their phone

MC: I’ll call

Lilly: Cleo and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

Jake: Hello?