MC: What Did You Guys Get In Your Yearbook?

Jake: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I’ll wait.

MC: You and me!

Jake, tearing up: Okay.

*The Healing Characters reactions to being told ‘I love you’*

Valentin: Thanks fam!

Tim: oh no

Anna: *cries* I love you too

Roxy: Sounds fake but okay

Lucy: *A flustered mess*

Julius: can i get a refund

MC: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.

Jessy: I witnessed the dumb stuff.

Richy: I recorded the dumb stuff.

Dan: I joined in on the dumb stuff.

Jake: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!

Players replaying duskwood be like:

MC: Tonight, one of you will betray us.

Jake: Is it me, MC?

MC: No, it’s not you.

Jessy: Is it me, MC?

MC: It’s not you either.

Richy: Is it me, MC?

MC:

MC, mockingly: Is IT mE MC?

If MC actually went to duskwood:

MWAF, standing with their back turned: I’ve been expecting you, MC.

MC: How did you do that without turning around?

MWAF: ... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.

If MC and Jake were cops:

MC: Fuck the police!

Jake: We are the police...

Julius: I’m an idiot.

MC:.....

Lucy:......

Tim:.....

Anna:.....

Roxy:......

Bernd:......

Valentin:.....

Andreas:......

MC: If you’re waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.

Dan : I didn’t even realize how sarcastic I was being. It’s starting to become a problem, I think.

MC: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?

Cleo: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it.

MC: Three of us saw it, Cleo. How do you explain that?

Cleo: *points at Jake* Sleep deprivation. *points at Jessy* Paranoia. *points at Thomas* Delusional personality disorder.

Jake: Everyone, synchronize your watches.

MC: I don’t know how to do that.

Richy: I don’t wear a watch.

Dan: Time is a construct.