Dan: You're Right.

*Cleo and Thomas sitting in jail together*

Cleo: So who should we call?

Thomas: I’d call MC, but I feel safer in jail

Players replaying duskwood be like:

MC: Tonight, one of you will betray us.

Jake: Is it me, MC?

MC: No, it’s not you.

Jessy: Is it me, MC?

MC: It’s not you either.

Richy: Is it me, MC?

MC:

MC, mockingly: Is IT mE MC?

MC: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?

Cleo: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it.

MC: Three of us saw it, Cleo. How do you explain that?

Cleo: *points at Jake* Sleep deprivation. *points at Jessy* Paranoia. *points at Thomas* Delusional personality disorder.

Bernd, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!

Julius: *walks in covered in ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick

Julius: I CAN'T DO IT!

MC, having a crisis: I CAN'T EITHER!

Julius: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE

Tim: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.

Julius:

Julius: I appreciate it,

Julius: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-

Bernd: Julius-

Julius: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!

Lucy: Julius we gotta-

Julius: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.

Julius: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'

Julius, motioning to Mr. Crow and J.K. Night: NOT FUCKING THIS

Julius: I’d like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals

Jake: Not trying to brag or anything, but I can wake up without an alarm clock now simply due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety, so...

Julius: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.

MC: Julius no.

Roxy: Mistlefoe.

MC: Please stop encouraging them.

MC: What did you guys get in your yearbook?

Roxy: 'Prettiest Smile'

Anna: 'Nicest Personality'

Julius: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'

Valentin: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

MWAF: Oh, so when crows remember who wronged them and hold grudges, "it's intelligent" and really "cool".

MWAF: But when I do it, I'm "petty" and "need to let it go".