Dan: I’ve Come To A Point In My Life Where I Need A Stronger Word Than Fuck

Dan: You're right.

Jake: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?

Jessy: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?

Darkness: How am I supposed to know?

MC: You say, as if we don’t use you as a source of knowledge of the occult.

Darkness: *sighs*

Darkness: You wouldn't be trapped.

Julius: I’d like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals

Roxy: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming

MC: Does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak

J.K. Night: We could be lurking ANYWHERE! See you soon 💞

MC:

MC: ...This is one of those moments where it doesn't really matter what I have to say, isn't it?

Julius: I CAN'T DO IT!

MC, having a crisis: I CAN'T EITHER!

Julius: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE

Tim: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.

Julius:

Julius: I appreciate it,

Julius: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-

Bernd: Julius-

Julius: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!

Lucy: Julius we gotta-

Julius: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.

Julius: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'

Julius, motioning to Mr. Crow and J.K. Night: NOT FUCKING THIS

Dan : I didn’t even realize how sarcastic I was being. It’s starting to become a problem, I think.

Jake: Not trying to brag or anything, but I can wake up without an alarm clock now simply due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety, so...