Julius: I’m An Idiot.

MC: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?

Cleo: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it.

MC: Three of us saw it, Cleo. How do you explain that?

Cleo: *points at Jake* Sleep deprivation. *points at Jessy* Paranoia. *points at Thomas* Delusional personality disorder.

Cleo: We got a free day now. What do you wanna do? Eat? Sleep? Nap? Snack?

Dan: I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck

Jake: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I’ll wait.

MC: You and me!

Jake, tearing up: Okay.

Lilly: Hey, Jake? Can I get some dating advice?

Jake: Just because I'm with MC doesn't mean I know how I did it.

Dan: You're right.

Jake: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?

Jake: Not trying to brag or anything, but I can wake up without an alarm clock now simply due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety, so...

MC: On a scale from “damn Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling?

Richy: In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. How about you, Dan?

Dan: Probably “road work ahead”.

Cleo: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.

Players replaying duskwood be like:

MC: Tonight, one of you will betray us.

Jake: Is it me, MC?

MC: No, it’s not you.

Jessy: Is it me, MC?

MC: It’s not you either.

Richy: Is it me, MC?

MC:

MC, mockingly: Is IT mE MC?

MC: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.

Jessy: I witnessed the dumb stuff.

Richy: I recorded the dumb stuff.

Dan: I joined in on the dumb stuff.

Jake: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!