MC: Why Isn’t The Statue Smirking At Me?

MC: ...This is one of those moments where it doesn't really matter what I have to say, isn't it?

Roxy: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming

MC: Does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak

*Cleo and Thomas sitting in jail together*

Cleo: So who should we call?

Thomas: I’d call MC, but I feel safer in jail

MC: When I first met you ...I thought you were annoying and a bitch.

Lily: .......and?

MC: And you are.

Dan: I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck

MC: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.

Jessy: I witnessed the dumb stuff.

Richy: I recorded the dumb stuff.

Dan: I joined in on the dumb stuff.

Jake: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!

Jake: My life isn’t as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look like.

Julius: I CAN'T DO IT!

MC, having a crisis: I CAN'T EITHER!

Julius: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE

Tim: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.

Julius:

Julius: I appreciate it,

Julius: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-

Bernd: Julius-

Julius: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!

Lucy: Julius we gotta-

Julius: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.

Julius: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'

Julius, motioning to Mr. Crow and J.K. Night: NOT FUCKING THIS

Hannah: Why are Jake and MC sitting with their backs to each other?

Jessy: They had a fight.

Hannah: Then why are they holding hands?

Jessy: They get sad when they fight.

Jessy: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?

Darkness: How am I supposed to know?

MC: You say, as if we don’t use you as a source of knowledge of the occult.

Darkness: *sighs*

Darkness: You wouldn't be trapped.