Why did you make them crunchy and taste good if you won't eat them????
You should try eating sticks ngl, there crunchy AND taste good!
no thanks
Very comforting to know that no matter how much % of sand, clay or silt I have I'll always get forehead kisses from a
if you read this you’re cute no take backs
no no it has to be the tasks or else something would be wrong with us and that's even worse
They wanted to name it whoosh so bad
indonesia's new and innovative and groundbreaking "first southeast asian" high-speed railway system being named "whoosh" is so fucking unserious of the government
... That's what a mutual planning to kill me would say...
aka did you get this too
Post claiming they always reblog this when it appears on their recommended
Recycled tumblr humor
Is a US Senator smarter than a 5th grader?
Are you smarter than a 5th grader?
Bitch, I'm smarter than a US Senator
You guys get your shoes dirty regularly??? Like do you not have pavement where you live???
still genuinely incomprehensible to me that people wear shoes indoors. do you live in a mineshaft
Bold of you to assume I sleep in a bed.
still genuinely incomprehensible to me that people wear shoes indoors. do you live in a mineshaft
And I don't get people who ask this are you people in constant discomfort whenever you're outside???? Like are the shoes constantly bothering you????
still genuinely incomprehensible to me that people wear shoes indoors. do you live in a mineshaft
So is 535.
“This would do numbers on tumblr” you’re so right, 0 is definitely a number
THE HORRORS
DON'T look at my search history guys!!!!. you will find PORNOGRAPHY from website PORN HUB!!!!
Of course it's amazon...
My brother in Christ you're having people work 16 hours straight, there are only 8 other hours in a day WHAT DO YOU MEAN OVERTIME?!
My brother in Christ you're having people work 16 hours straight, there are only 8 other hours in a day WHAT DO YOU MEAN OVERTIME?!
Horrifying, the natural order has been disturbed, delete this and never look back for the sake of all of us.
Wait is…is it possible?
*googles man and woman kissing*
I never have any because I don't dream 99% of the time, I guess my only fear is death... So maybe that's my brain's way of doing them.
ok weird poll time???? because apparently i am not normal
you don't need to go into them if you don't want to. im just curious how Not Normal i am because i get nightmares almost every night
to all the robots out there
Separate room, Spain.
ᴅᴏ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʙᴇꜱᴛ, ɪ'ʟʟ ᴅᴏ ᴏɴᴇ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ
Calm face
draw troll face from memory
The friend is cool and all, but I think the anon wanted to see some Honkers.
i want tits
here's a nice pair for you
Teleporting is all fun and games until one of your organs is suddenly missing
"immortality sucks because all your friends die" all your friends die anyway. those we do not mourn are those who mourn us.
"immortality sucks because you forget who you are" we always forget who we are. do you remember who you were at four years of age? who you were at fourteen? "who i am" is a shadow cast on the wall.
"immortality sucks because" skill issue. skill issue. skill issue. give me your liver
How much are you selling the "thats it" for?
I need 2 downsize so I wanna sell some stuff so I am using YOU as my unwilling subject:
I have an octatrak mk2 drum machine for sale! like-new in black! Very good for producers interested in EDM, drum n break, and glitch
I have 3 big-ass one piece box-set collections! from the first arc up to Dressrosa and a lil beyond - these are heavy so I'd rather sell it to someone in the west coast of the US.
thats it
My dumbass at 3 am not realizing it's 3 am: "Hmm I don't think so..."
Do you regularly stay up past 1 in the morning?
Sometimes i feel like im a low level enemy in an rpg that would drop loot worse than the starter gear.
we*
Biden dropped out, can you be the next president please
It would never work, I lack the raw sexual energy that Biden had in spades