Bold Of You To Assume I Sleep In A Bed.

The remorseful player

When you transition people tell you “it’s like watching someone die”. Like yeah a fucking loser died. Just the absolute lamest dude you ever met. A real dogshit guy just bought it. So sorry your absolute failure of a man is gone and has been replaced by a hot chick, must be hard for you 🙄

Horrifying, the natural order has been disturbed, delete this and never look back for the sake of all of us.

Wait is…is it possible?

*googles man and woman kissing*

ALERT TO ALL UNITS I REPEAT CODE 6 THE ":3" LEVELS HAVE REACHED CATASTROPHIC LEVELS EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY, REINFORCEMENTS ARE ON THEIR WAY HOLD UNTIL THEY ARRIVE, I REPEAT ALERT TO ALL UNITS IT'S A CODE 6-

:3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3

YOU FOOL, NOW IT HAS A WEAPON.

Sir, I have splendid news, look at a mirror.

NOT THE BEANS

They threw beans on him…