... That's What A Mutual Planning To Kill Me Would Say...

I am a(n):

⚪ Male

⚪ Female

🔘 Writer

Looking for

⚪ Boyfriend

⚪ Girlfriend

🔘 An incredibly specific word that I can't remember

Two boys talked on the playground about who was stronger: a kitten or a puppy. "For the sake of fairness, let's say they're both the size of a pea," one boy said. "Agreed," said the other boy. "It's only fair."

Going into this bio exam knowing brown eyes are dominant, blue eyes are submissive, and that punettes are square. Wish me luck!

happy pride month

how the FUCK do you categorize someone as a friend cause it fucking sucks when someone asks "how many friends do you have" like bitch i dont know!!!! what are the criteria!!!!!!!!!

WAIT- I COULD HAVE BEEN GETTING PAYED ALL THIS TIME?!?

I am CEO of Asexuality

saw people calling Team Fortress 2 a hero shooter, I have to correct them.

And I don't get people who ask this are you people in constant discomfort whenever you're outside???? Like are the shoes constantly bothering you????

still genuinely incomprehensible to me that people wear shoes indoors. do you live in a mineshaft

Sometimes i feel like im a low level enemy in an rpg that would drop loot worse than the starter gear.