Teleporting Is All Fun And Games Until One Of Your Organs Is Suddenly Missing

Love without Sex

I’m doing a Philosophy paper on Asexuality. Please reblog if you think Love without Sex is possible! I really need the data. Like if you think love has to have sex.

My dumbass at 3 am not realizing it's 3 am: "Hmm I don't think so..."

Do you regularly stay up past 1 in the morning?

THEY'RE PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE DISCOVERY CARDS THAT ARE TURNING THE FRICKIN FROGS GAY.

I know Discover lets you have multiple cards, but I don't want to worry about a second card.

in the hell-denny's parking lot

What- Are you CRAZY? He's gonna eat ME if you leave me alone with him!

hey please watch him while I go shower. I’m worried he’s gonna get me

dbqq — enasona (fugi)

flightless bird.

Wait, you're telling me you don't have to pay 149.99$ + Shipping and processing for the Amulet?!

being a certain gender doesnt make you evil. youre not automatically evil just because youre a man youre automatically evil because of the amulet

Hey dude, mind your fucking business, I can't allow that leaf to escape again.

why did someone tape this leaf down

who tapes a fucking leaf

Toast.

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