Im-g - G.

Hey dude, mind your fucking business, I can't allow that leaf to escape again.

why did someone tape this leaf down

who tapes a fucking leaf

OH MY GOD WHAT THE FU-

) <- super parenthesis. reblog to close all parentheticals you opened and forgot to close in your life and return to equilibrium

OR WHAT? WHO'S GONNA STOP ME?

On my planet we have trans people, yeah, just like humans, but we don't take hormones or get surgeries.

Instead there's a magic mirror deep in the forest in the middle of a clearing. You go there and your opposite sex mirror double come out and you duel. One of you survives, and that's how your new gender works. It's a fair system.

He's giving you time to prepare

was playing undertale battle mode and this bug was very in character

they call me "unoriginal copycat" for reasons that are somewhat unclear to me

they call me "mr lack of understanding" for reasons that are somewhat unclear to me

No I won't-

Wait why is my hand moving towards the link, why can't I stop it NO WAIT-

you WILL watch my ultrakill animation

I'm curious. Reblog this if you know how to cook

I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat. 

My Pokémon ❤️💙