And I Don't Get People Who Ask This Are You People In Constant Discomfort Whenever You're Outside????

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

Who the fuck cares about gender if they're hot like seriously maybe this is just the bisexual in me but like who cares, if it turns you on it turns you on

do yall straights and gays feel this way too?

I'm curious. Reblog this if you know how to cook

I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat. 

"Guess we're making meme templates now."

Two Guys at the Triangle Factory by ammnontet

Sometimes i feel like im a low level enemy in an rpg that would drop loot worse than the starter gear.

if you fuckers do the skeleton war shit again this year we’re deleting the website for real

looking across the ocean

(comms)

I-in a fight... Right...? RIGHT?

I can take them

just gonna start killing people i dont find funny

I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord