Very Comforting To Know That No Matter How Much % Of Sand, Clay Or Silt I Have I'll Always Get Forehead

Not only the ladies...

The ladies love me for my 5 pounds of blue gummy sharks

99% of timeloopers give up right before breaking the cycle KEEP LOOPING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi, Clair. I’d like to come in and talk with you. Would that be all right?

LIKE TO CHARGE REBLOG TO CAST LET'S GET THIS FUCKER EXPLODEDED

the best part of having a cake is you can have cake for breakfast, nobody can stop you

dominant things you can say during sex

i didnt hear what you said

hold on i need to blow my nose

wow

i feel kind of nauseous

is this anything

i don't know

this kind of reminds me of that one song

we can probably ignore that noise if you want to

why is my sock wet

it smells bad in here

that was weird

where are my glasses

ow

this is normal

sorry

just 2 chill people chilling

this is cool

can you say that again

are we good

youre actually naked

soldier and his team of patriots 🦅🇺🇸

This just solidifies text messages as turn based combat.

Fucking owned this goofster

Why the crab is siffrin a dog???? He's clearly a catboy! He NYAS WHEN HE BUMPS ON CORNERS!

play in stars and time. for me 💞

[Spoiler] For years People theorising, joking and talking about the 10th class

We all though it was him

But this whole time, This. Whole. Time.

It was him. He was here this whole time.