Humanelfdwarfdragonlord - Nightmare

straight friend groups be like: *blonde girl* *chad* *the funny one* *kyle* *brunette girl* *frat boy*

gay friend groups be like: *audhd librarian* *ex military and accidental mom of three full grown adults* *thief who only cares about five people* *bi cowboy who has daddy issues and loves art* *sapphic genius* *immortal knight of the round table who loves tea*

hey can you stop placing your palm on my abdomen over the location of my womb and salivating and letting your eyes glaze over with possessive ill intent when i'm talking to you

Has anyone ever written or read a story where colour is not mentioned in any way shape or form

Art by jeth F

Me: Snow was a dictator

My sister: that words a bit long

Me: ?

Me: * realisation *😲🤣

why would you like media that is good if you can like media that is bad instead and pace around your room like an insane person thinking about What If It Was Good

You would think Castiel’s “heaven” being filled with badly edited half-naked pictures of Dean Winchester is from some spn fan account shitpost from 2015 but no it’s from season 9 episode 22 Stairway To Heaven draft script.

​I CAN HEAR IT CALLING TO ME, SAM.