"I’m yearning every day constantly" real
wdym you're going to hold me at gunpoint? What's next you caress me at gunpoint?? kiss me at gunpoint??? 🤨
They got drunk:3
no because Hannigram is so WILD like this is literally their dynamic:
No, I’m not joking.
Yes. The cannibal is the sunshine one.
After the kiss Crowley has freckles around his mouth and doesn't know until someone (Nina/Magie/Muriel) points it out.
being 16 is truly terrifying. you could be sold to one direction at any time. watch out
is aziraphale queer-ish because hes in soho or is soho gay because aziraphale’s there
hmm... *gets in evil bed and holds my evil stuffed animal* evil night.. *turns off my fucked up evil lamp*
What if the Genie from Aladdin was female and Aladdin fell for her & Jasmin was lesbian and fell for a friend of Aladdin
It’s a coming
having a uterus SUCKS man bc all day you'll be feeling the "hey bestie check your pants 😃 check it right now 😃 you might be getting your period 😃 hey bestie i think youre bleeding 😃" and then when you check if you got your period and your body is like WRONG ❌️ its The Slime