Reblog Daily For Health And Prosperity

being 16 is truly terrifying. you could be sold to one direction at any time. watch out

wdym you're going to hold me at gunpoint? What's next you caress me at gunpoint?? kiss me at gunpoint??? 🤨

Bilbo who braids Thorin's hair as he fucking dies. Bilbo who can't seem to get his hands to stop shaking but he just has to put the braid in now, before it's too late because they said they would. Bilbo who had the stupid, silver beads in his pocket, ready, because there was never supposed to be a war just a wedding.

I just can't stop thinking about how, sure, there were some rocky moments but that's all they were supposed to be; moments. Bilbo was sure they were going to pass. They were going to work through it. Why else would he be growing out his hair when normally it drove him mad after a certain point?

Thorin who passes gently, peacefully, with the sloppiest, most blasphemous braid in his hair which nobody dares to touch. Thorin who promises to return the favour in the afterlife but in the meantime please do it for me, ghivashel. Thorin whose final breaths are vows.

Bilbo who goes home and learns how to braid. Bilbo who never cuts his hair again.

ANYWAY I'M GOING TO SOB NOW!

Bagginsheild headcanons

- Bilbo doesn’t notice how much thorin is pining hard purely because he was convinced thorin just doesn’t like people like that

- Dwalin and balin hear all of thorins thoughts and feelings about Bilbo

- like even the wet dreams thorins had and they both are like well we have to listen to him dude is like dying over this guy who doesn’t even notice him

- once Bilbo actually catches on he’s like super flirty

- bilbo is verbally affectionate and thorin is physically affectionate

- no big spoon little spoon business who ever is in bed first is used as a bed

NFSW HEADCANONS INCOMING

- bilbo is very good at sex and initiates it, the hobbit rides like a real one

- thorin gets off to bilbo saying fuck

- bilbo says real freak shit under his breathe into thorins ear in public

- thorin then thoroughly lays pipe

- even split between topping and bottoming because we are adults

A while back my pharmacist saw my deadname on my profile and accidentially called it out, he corrected and deleted my deadname from the system so only my preferred name shows up now. There was a crowd of people behind me, so as he hands over the pills he apologized, in equal tone and volume as when he called my deadname and lied saying it's been a long day and he didn't mean to call out -his own- name. I quietly told him it was fine and he didn't need to do that for my sake.

His response: "No, it's my name now."

I went to the pharmacist yesterday, his nametag is my deadname. He informed me he's immigrating and in the process he's changed his first name to my deadname to have an English sounding name. That's why he's now able to get a reprint of his nametag to be my deadname. And repeated, with the intense seriousness of someone who is going to die on this hill: "It's mine now. Not yours. I'm taking." His tone indicated that decision is final.

Bro literally deadnamed me once, and has committed to flat out stealing my deadname. It's his now. Legally. Officially. I over heard his co-workers call him by the name.

Listen you cannot give me characters that are thematic opposites and not expect me to go absolutely feral over them

When talking about the kind of elves that fix shoes in the middle of the night or work for old men making toys or who eat your socks when you’re not looking, you know, those guys? The little fellows with loud socks?

I think more of those guys should also show up in high fantasy settings but the tall long living use bows and arrows elves also exist. And they are also called elves.

Also they must hate each other for no particular reason.

NEW YEAR

me:*cracks my neck*

My mom:looks at me in shock

Me:I'm like a glow stick

My mom:🤨

Me:just without the glow

My mom:😂

"I’m yearning every day constantly" real