He Looks Like A Kid That’s Trying To Be Upset But Someone Told A Funny Joke And They’re Just Exaggerating

YO! I JUST HAD A GALAXY BRAIN MOMENT! Ok, so Yoda taught Luke, right? (Of course. This is common knowledge) but Yoda also taught Count Dooku! What if, and this may be a stretch, but what if Yoda did the piggyback-head-stand BS with Dooku? And what if Dooku passed that on to Ventress, Savage, and Grievous? Imagine Grievous basically breakdancing because Robot-Body, Savage getting stuck because Horns, Ventress falling over because bald, and them all doing a Relay-Race with Old Man Dooku!

Narrating people's lives on Cybertron with Bumblebee (take place after Season 4)

Bumblebee: Story time! *approach Grimlock and Arcee* The mech came to Maccadam's everyday to pick up hot chick.

Grimlock: *glances at Arcee and gives a thumb up and smirking*

Bumblebee & Arcee: *laughs*

-w-

Bumblebee: Story time! *approach Jetfire and Sky Byte* These two were models and they loved to strike their stuff.

-both Jetfire and Sky Byte strike the most dramatic poses-

Bumblebee: *laughing*

-w-

Bumblebee: Story time! *approaching Dead End but he got up and start to run off* A young mech sat down, drinking his mid-grade...

Dead End: *began to run away* Leave me alone. Leave me alone!

Bumblebee: I'm a Primus! YOU ABANDONED MY WILL

-w-

Bumblebee: Story time! *approached some random Decepticons and Autobots citizens* One of these mechs forgot to check their flies.

-they all looked at each other-

Bumblebee: That mech was me. These four are fine.

Them: *grinning and points at Bumblebee* Ha!

-w-

Bumblebee: Story time! *approached the Dinobots* In every group of friends, there's the dumb one.

-everyone pointed at Sludge-

Sludge: Really?

Everyone: *laughs*

-w-

Bumblebee: Story time! *approaching Shadow Striker who is walking right pass him* Here she comes the queen. Able to kill the mechs with a single stare.

Shadow Striker: *smirking* You better watch out then.

Bumblebee: *laughing*

-w-

Bumblebee: Story time! *approaching Windblade* Of all the works in this room, she was the loveliest.

Windblade: *smiling and chuckling*

-w-

Bumblebee: Story time! *running towards random Autobot who is also running* No matter how fast he ran, he could not escape the demons! But he will not let his soul be taken today!

Random Autobot: *screaming and flailing his arms around*

Same. I also like the part where the kids got to meet Uncle Ben, Uncle Anakin, Uncle Cody, Uncle Rex, Uncle Fox, Uncle Wolffe, Aunt Ahsoka, Aunt Padme, Grandpa Vos, and Grandpa Plo

Remember during Order 66 when Commander Bly broke free of his indoctrination and saved Aayla Secura and they ran away and raised a family of ass-kicking rebels? That was my favorite part.

Hey, could you do me a favor?

Could you just RB this?

The little RB statistics chart is so pleasant and stimmy to look at and I want to see what it looks like when it gets really REALLY huge because it makes me think of some deep sea lifeform

Solid answer tbh

Why do I follow you?!

Jango: *asexual* Not to clap my own cheeks-

Obi-Wan: *also asexual, very confused* What?

Jango: But, you know- *points at his clone army* I got connections on how to make kids.

Obi-Wan: Oh… *points at Anakin, Ahsoka and Reva* I found two of those in the garbage, and the council threw the other one at me and said ‘catch’ so I like… yeah I got connections too.

This video made me cry so I wanted to put it here

Every writer on Tumblr: “I would combust out of love if someone ever drew fanart of my fic!!” Me: “oh man I wanna draw this scene BUT THEY WOULD PROBABLY HATE IT AND HATE ME FOR THE NERVE”

KAITO’S KID BROTHER JUST PUNCHED A HOLE IN THE FUCKIN CAR THAT WAS ABOUT TO KILL HIM AND YUMA AND STRAIGHT UP LOOKED AT ASTRAL AND WAS LIKE “SUP” AND ASTRAL LIKE HIIIII BESTIE~ AND YUMA WAS LIKE “WHAT THE FUUUUCK IS GOING ON HERE” AND KOTORI WAS LIKE “OH MY GOD, YUMA, YOU NEARLY DIED WTF ARE YOU OKAY” AND ASTRAL WAS LIKE OMG BESTIE YOU GOTTA TELL ME THE DEETS ON HOW I EXIST AND KAITO’S KID BROTHER WAS LIKE K AND YUMA WAS LIKE OK WE GOTTA CLEAR OUT THE COPS ARE COMING

WHAT THE FUCK IS YGO ZEXAL