I Ate A Coin When I Was In Kindergarten

This is an apology post for @fadinglight123

I’m sorry that I killed you in Among Us “brutally and in broad daylight”. It was payback, but I will apologize anyway. As recompense, take these crack Dominoes au headcanons:

- HOGWARTS AU TIME (isn’t it crazy how Newt Scamander wrote the books)

- Echo is a Slytherin. I take no arguments, my boy is a sneaky little murder baby (takes one to know one) (too soon?) and that is the end of the matter

- Cutup and Droidbait are Ravenclaws. ‘Bait is actually functional and pays attention in classes while Cutup just abuses the riddles

- “Why is a raven like a writing desk?” “you can’t fuck either of them up the ass”

- he’s not wrong but at what cost

- Hevy is the Gryffindoriest Gryffindor to ever Gryffindor. He eats bravery for breakfast (with a side of dumbass)

- I could see Fives as a Gryffindor too but I personally think our man’s a Puff. Loyal as shit and he FOUND the chips (and he died a very Cedric Diggory death while he was at it sooo :))

- all the boys (except maybe ‘bait) play quidditch. Hevy and Cutup are beaters, Fives is a chaser

- Echo…..Echo is the commentator

- He swears like a sailor and the teachers call him out on it but never give him detention because he’s a little shit but also a sweetheart

- “HIT THE MOTHERFUCKING BALL!! ehe sorry professor i got carried away” bastard boy. everyone loves him.

- “Fives, I can hear you thinking. Don’t try that move, it won’t work. it won’t work. it won’t- WHAT DID I JUST TELL YOU”

- “RAVENCLAW CAN SUCK MY DICK. Not you, ‘Bait, you’re an angel and I’m thrilled you’re here”

- “To everyone who doubted whether Slytherin could win this match…*leans into mic* what does my entire ass taste like” McGonagall slaps the mic out of his hand after that

Anyhow, I hope that’s enough for you to forgive me and make me your favorite child again. Your less-favored child @fenn-ele helped with these so yea

when i die i hope it’s bc a clone murdered me with his blaster pure snark

sad to report that the “you just summoned your mom” is a dub original, and yuma just says “the number has appeared” in the sub. which the dub is right to have changed because SOMEONE needs to point out the number looks SHOCKINGLY like his mother

ao3 comments will be like “i like this line of your fic” and my reply will be like “fantastic thank you here’s my entire thought process about how i ended up with that particular line and also an outline for another fic i have and fifteen resources i used to research 1980s politics” and nobody asked for that chill

I’ve decided that one of the primary differences between Din and Hunter is that while their respective stories keep trying to make them main characters, Hunter knows this and Din has no idea.

Hunter is painfully aware that he’s a clone in a star war and would very much like to just be a background extra with a little farm to raise his kid and support his family, and he’s been willing to dodge every single plot device the narrative throws at him to make that happen. He does it on purpose. Except, of course, these last few plot devices; he couldn’t dodge those and now he’s going to make it everyone’s problem.

Din, on the other hand stumbles into every single important thing blissfully unaware of how important it is. He suddenly has a Jedi son. He finds Space Excalibur by accident. He asks Luke The Skywalker if he’s a Jedi. He practically drowns in the living waters of Mandalore and finds a mythosaur. He has never done anything on purpose in his entire life.

I really like the specific niche of star wars fans that are just obsessed with clones (like myself) bc I swear, we are the most avoidant group of ppl the galaxy has ever fcking met.

what do you mean Hardcase died on Umbara? he looks fine to me?

Fives? Died? girl when? last I remember he was choking the life out of chancellor palpatine

Waxer, dead because of Krell? not if you don't look at it he's not

Domino Squad? ALIVE AND BREATHING, THANK YOU!!

Ponds? killed by a bounty hunter? I'd like to see her try, Mace would kill her

99 will never die, fight me

Tup? are u crazy, I saw him yesterday, we hugged it out

THE ENTIRE 332 COMPANY? We are literally having drinks with them right now, what are you on about?

Jesse has never hurt a soul in his life, he is the goodest boy in blue, he would never raise a pistol to Ahsoka, stop talking okay??

Cody? kill obi wan? someone's been drinking the funny juice huh?

order 66 who? never heard of her, leave me alone, no I mean it. go away. stop. STOP, LEAVE!!

'yuga has dethroned yuma as ygo protag with most rizz ' consider most of the ppl he pulled don't even know his NAME and he had to create a whole new ruleset for the card game just to get ppl to even consider him and he had to spread his theoretical rizz across 2 shows .... no. yuma rizz is effortless practically - he's a bit dense sure but he's genuinely fun to be around and great to have as a friend. i'm right.

Look who is overthinking about The Domino Squad against

I was re-watching "Clone cadets" episode again. Echo is the first to reach the beacon. Follow by Hevy and Fives. Last is Cutup Droidbait not event there since he down the tower having distracted the turrets. Droidbait is the first to fall in a blink of an eye,

The four at the top are the one getting out of Rishi outpost.

Cutup is the second to fall.

Hevy and Fives are third and fourth. Echo, the first one that grab the beacon that make them win "the Citadel" the name of the place that he would have been declared KIA, is the last Domino