How order 66 would go down if the clones all secretly removed their chips:
"Execute Order 66-"
Cody: "With all due respect, no."
Wolffe: "With all due respect, fuck you."
Tup: "I'm sorry, I'm driving through a tunnel, you're breaking up - hello? Palps? You there?" *Hangs up*
Waxer: "New commlink, who dis"
Rex: "As much as I'd love to, I'll pass."
Boost: "I'll see if I can pencil it in."
Sinker: *makes beeping noise* "We're sorry, the clone you are trying to reach is currently unavailable, please leave your message after the-" *dissolves into giggles*
Hardcase: "Turn around, bend over, and I'll show you where you can shove your stupid order."
Fives: "Order what? Were we actually supposed to memorise those?"
Echo: "Been there, done that. 10/10 would not recommend."
Doctor: $140,000 a year
Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year
Dooku had a Patreon account and gave her videos on Sith Training For Dummies. He’d give her new tutorials the higher the level she subscribed to
Mayhaps I am dumb for not knowing this but who, if anyone, trained Barriss to be a Sith???? Like okay maybe she’s not a conventional Sith and never got trained idk but :( anyone have any ideas who might have trained her to be a Sith??? Any fanon speculation from y’all??
Echo: Uno!
Fives: Draw 4, draw 4 more, change the color to red, draw 2, draw 2 more, draw 2 more, draw 2 more, reverse back to me, uno, uno, I win.
Echo:
Echo: I hate you.
“IT’S A SWORD, IT’S NOT MEANT TO BE SAFE.” My favourite scene from The Hogfather. ___ See how this comic was made here.
Rex: -no offense, Skywalker, but I have no idea how to pilot that thing.
Anakin: Oh! I do! *smacks Rex in the forehead with his palm*
Hardcase: *whispering to Echo and Fives while Rex rubs his head* Is that our new punishment for not following orders without question?
Fives: In my experience? Yes.
Rex: Oh, I hate it when you do that. Okay, the good news is, I know how to fly that ship now, the bad news is, I think you also transferred your first memory and your impression of sand on me.
Anakin: :) extra transference memories are bonus content.
Rex: Your first memory is a Hutt putting a leash on your left cuff and telling you to look cute or you’re of no use to her. I don’t like this bonus content.
Anakin: :) it’s okay, I’m an adult now, Padme gave me better memories to associate with being leashed :)
this fucking guy or whatever
My brain is on some shit, because there’s an invisible line where the dress goes from black and blue to gold and white, AND I DON’T KNOW WHERE IT IS! I look at one end, and then the other, and they look different! I look at the middle, and I bluescreen!
This image hurts my brain more than the original debate ever did. Brains are dumb.
sad to report that the “you just summoned your mom” is a dub original, and yuma just says “the number has appeared” in the sub. which the dub is right to have changed because SOMEONE needs to point out the number looks SHOCKINGLY like his mother