Well technically those second Magnaguards are from earlier in the War, so they got that cake straight from the bakery
Hey so can someone explain why Magnaguards went from
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Dooku had a Patreon account and gave her videos on Sith Training For Dummies. He’d give her new tutorials the higher the level she subscribed to
Mayhaps I am dumb for not knowing this but who, if anyone, trained Barriss to be a Sith???? Like okay maybe she’s not a conventional Sith and never got trained idk but :( anyone have any ideas who might have trained her to be a Sith??? Any fanon speculation from y’all??
*opens my laptop and cracks my knuckles*……..*takes a shot*……….*stares really intensly at my blank word document*……..this is about to be the shittiest most unprofound essay my professor has ever seen
This is the kind of quality memes I came here for. Very nice. 10/10
Krell: CT-fifty-five-fifty-five, STAND DOWN
Fives: bitch i AM down. you know how fucking tall you are??
I’ve decided that one of the primary differences between Din and Hunter is that while their respective stories keep trying to make them main characters, Hunter knows this and Din has no idea.
Hunter is painfully aware that he’s a clone in a star war and would very much like to just be a background extra with a little farm to raise his kid and support his family, and he’s been willing to dodge every single plot device the narrative throws at him to make that happen. He does it on purpose. Except, of course, these last few plot devices; he couldn’t dodge those and now he’s going to make it everyone’s problem.
Din, on the other hand stumbles into every single important thing blissfully unaware of how important it is. He suddenly has a Jedi son. He finds Space Excalibur by accident. He asks Luke The Skywalker if he’s a Jedi. He practically drowns in the living waters of Mandalore and finds a mythosaur. He has never done anything on purpose in his entire life.
Pros of having ADHD:
Can track prey for hours without losing focus
Special interest: basket weaving
Always fidgeting - banging rocks together and discovers flint-knabbing
Distracted by berries
Stimming by making noises, discovers the sksksk that lures out squirrels
Can't sleep at night, great at guarding the cave while family sleeps
Sensitive senses means discovering and refusing to eat rotten/poisonous food
Sees bird eat nut - impulsively tries it too and discovers that nuts taste good
Cons of having ADHD:
Can't do homework
Impulse buys
Can't use a calendar
Can't sit still in classroom
do you think domino squad would get along with the batch?
they ABSOLUTELY would
especially because of what Domino endured from the other squads while they were training on Kamino, getting made fun of and talked down to because they couldn't meet the standards set until the very end, and definitely because of their own encouragement from 99.
I think Hevy would connect the most with Crosshair. Hevy, in my mind, is very painfully honest and sarcastic, and is the "no one makes fun of my brothers but me" type. He'd get along so well with Crosshair, and give Crosshair that understanding about his attitude towards his siblings that no one else really seems to get.
Droidbait is the one who I hc to be the youngest of Domino, he's the baby of the group, so he'd attach himself to Tech's side and just watch, wide-eyed as Tech talks about his many inventions. I like to think that if Droidbait had survived, he would have been similar to Tech, studying the droids they fight against and making modifications to every blaster and ship he can get his hands on.
Cutup and Wrecker get along like a house on fire and it's concerning to absolutely everyone. Wrecker gets why Cutup needs to use humor to cope with things, why he can't always articulate what he wants to say or do. They get each other better than anyone, and while obviously Domino gets Cutup the best, outside of the squad, it'd absolutely be Wrecker that Cutup goes to.)
Fives... I mean, technically I could say "oh Echo's a member of the Batch so ofc Echo's his favorite", but I honestly think Fives would be very connected with Hunter. I think Fives craves stability. The same stability he finds in Echo, Rex, and Cody. He'd have one conversation with Hunter and immediately go "you're my brother now, i'm never letting you go" and Hunter would see Fives and his dad instincts would go into overdrive
Imagining a timeline where Domino lives, but maybe Echo still gets taken down at the Citadel. Maybe the Techno Union raids the remains of Rishi and finds three clones, and suddenly, Rex is staring at the faces of two brothers he's never met, and two brothers he thought long-dead.And maybe Fives survives, and is already part of the Batch (bc that's my favorite hc, that Fives lives and ends up starting anew with the Batch), and suddenly he's got his batchmates back, he's got his twin back.
And Omega, instead of gaining five new brothers, she gains nine, and each of them loves her so very, very much, and instead of just Echo leaving when they meet with Rex on Coruscant, it's the entirety of Domino leaving to finish what Fives started.
Reblogging for every Clone just snarking back at the Albino Raisin known as Palpatine, and Palpatine just sitting there in shock, before a Clone LAAT/i just shows up outside the window and the Guns start firing
How order 66 would go down if the clones all secretly removed their chips:
"Execute Order 66-"
Cody: "With all due respect, no."
Wolffe: "With all due respect, fuck you."
Tup: "I'm sorry, I'm driving through a tunnel, you're breaking up - hello? Palps? You there?" *Hangs up*
Waxer: "New commlink, who dis"
Rex: "As much as I'd love to, I'll pass."
Boost: "I'll see if I can pencil it in."
Sinker: *makes beeping noise* "We're sorry, the clone you are trying to reach is currently unavailable, please leave your message after the-" *dissolves into giggles*
Hardcase: "Turn around, bend over, and I'll show you where you can shove your stupid order."
Fives: "Order what? Were we actually supposed to memorise those?"
Echo: "Been there, done that. 10/10 would not recommend."
Y'all I hate the Jedi readers where the insert is ragging on the Jedi the whole time like...did we watch the same Clone Wars???
With Plo "Not to me" Koon???
Grampa "in the force, very different each of you are" Yoda??? Anybody???
Shaak "they are living beings, not objects" Ti
Aayla "isn't liberty worth fighting for" Secura
and
Mace 'I'm gonna forgive the kid who killed half my men while trying to kill me" Windu??? Mace "Get the men out of here while I risk certain death to save everybody" Windu??? That Mace Windu????
Maybe go rewatch the first episode of the Clone Wars and then you'll calm down.
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