We’ve Had One De-aging AU, Yes. But What About Second Version? :D

Don't bring a speeder to a blaster fight. (Or do I can't stop you)

Fives *ducking behind cover*: We need to find a way out of this!!

Echo *tackling Tup to the ground*: Well do you have any bright ideas?!

Rex *pokes his head out and quickly brings it back before he is shot*: Stop yelling you two!

*sounds of a speeder in the distance*

Echo *rolling away from Tup*: What is that?

Fives *peeks around his cover to see a speeder racing towards the clanker*: Oh.

Rex *hears Hardcase's cackling and Jesse's screams*: Oh no.

Hardcase *zooming past with a terrified Jesse*: OH YES!!!!!!!

random au idea #143

the sith realize sometime during the middle of the war that they are all just pawns for sidious to fuck with (without actually knowing who he is) so they stop taking the battles seriously.

they start doing shit like decorating the droids and sending them off into battle? also combining droids together to make super droids? kind of like adult murder children playing with legos. anakin literally steals parts off the battlefield because the designs are rad as fuck.

in the middle of one lightsaber duel, count dooku starts talking snark, and the mannerisms remind obi-wan so much of qui-gon he has to stop and sit down.

bonus points if he goes “holy shit is this my fucking grandmaster?”

when anakin and ahsoka are sent after general grevious and ventress, it ends up with anakin asking a bunch of questions about grevious’ robot body and him being all salty but answering, while ventress and ahsoka teach each other cool gymnastics moves.

AHSOKA AND MAUL TALKING SHIT ABOUT KENOBI YES I AM HERE FOR IT.

master windu walks in on anakin building something and he’s like “skywalker if this is another bomb i swear to kenobi-” but anakin reassures him that it’s just a prototype rocket arm for the murderous droid general.

clones and droids just vibe in the background, and guess what? the clones discover that the droids have major meme potential, so somehow fives and hardcase manage to sneak an entire fucking droid into the barracks. they name him clanky. anakin is estatic.

the 104th stole one, painted armour and designs on it, then gave it to plo as a present.

he has another son now.

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The Transformers, episode 32 “The Master Builders”

Meanwhile the Wolfpack is just vibing with Savage and Wolffe and him are bonding over Mechanical body parts and Feral is watching Plo chase down Maul with Sinker and Boost and Comet and they’re all eating popcorn and holy wow I never knew how much I needed this until I went off on a tangent about it

Plo, filling out adoption papers for Feral: so how many brothers did you say you have?

Plo, realizing Maul is one of these brothers: Ah, a challenge, I see! *gets a net*

Y'all I hate the Jedi readers where the insert is ragging on the Jedi the whole time like...did we watch the same Clone Wars???

With Plo "Not to me" Koon???

Grampa "in the force, very different each of you are" Yoda??? Anybody???

Shaak "they are living beings, not objects" Ti

Aayla "isn't liberty worth fighting for" Secura

and

Mace 'I'm gonna forgive the kid who killed half my men while trying to kill me" Windu??? Mace "Get the men out of here while I risk certain death to save everybody" Windu??? That Mace Windu????

Maybe go rewatch the first episode of the Clone Wars and then you'll calm down.

Transformers More Than Meets The Eye is a wonderful comic with beautifully written characters. This is what I take away from it thus far

ao3 comments will be like “i like this line of your fic” and my reply will be like “fantastic thank you here’s my entire thought process about how i ended up with that particular line and also an outline for another fic i have and fifteen resources i used to research 1980s politics” and nobody asked for that chill

My contribution to this meme

Obi-Wan: Alright, men, what are we thinking right now?

Wooley: *shoved his lil hand up super fast* Oh, me! I got this one, me!

Obi-Wan: *waving his hand over them all* Hmmmmmmm- you. *points to Wooley*

Wooley: *fist pumps* Yes! Okay so I think we should throw Cody a decanting-day party with cheeses.

Obi-Wan: Cheeses?

Waxer: No he’s right, Cody likes cheeses. And caf. I think we should get him an espresso machine.

Obi-Wan: Those are super expensive, I have several contacts I can pout at till they buy me one. Why cheeses? I’ve never seen Cody’s apparently well known love for cheese.

Boil: Yeah, that’s cause he’s scared you’ll think he’s insane.

Obi-Wan: Okay, but, like, is this a fancy stinky cheese thing or is he gonna eat an entire block of store brand cheddar right from the package??? This is news to me and both have to be approached very differently.

Wooley: It’s the stinky one. They’re like SUPER icky but he loves them but he will eat them right from the package with nothing but bread at room temperature.

Obi-Wan: No, no, that’s how those ones are supposed to be eaten.

Wooley: Is gross tho.

Waxer: Idk I think they’re good if the bread is crunchy, but I like the not-as-smelly ones.

Boil: I’ll eat the store brand cheddar right from the block idk man

Obi-Wan: Awesome, I have an idea. Party at Padme’s house, new espresso machine that I’ll get… probably Bail, I haven’t annoyed Bail lately. I’ll get Bail to buy him an espresso machine. You guys get to come with me to look for cheeses, both fancy and store brand, but they will be on separate sides of the room so no one complains. I’m sorry, Boil, but this means you’ll be with Anakin and Ahsoka on the store brand side of the room.

Boil: The price of not smelling that stinky stuff is worth it every time.

Obi-Wan: Awesome. Best decanting-day party ever.