When the partridge, pear tree, turtledoves, French hens, calling birds, and FIVE gold rings haven't sealed the deal yet, one should probably TAKE THE HINT already.
But no, the person from that song? Escalates.
"Oh, the gold rings and small charming birds weren't good enough for ya? Prepare to deal with some Large Aggressive Waterfowl. You've been warned."
"And if *that* doesn't convince you, I am gonna have to start recruiting some human help. Like, lots and lots of people, most of them rambunctious or at least rather loud. Because *I* know how to party!"
I’ll love to hypnotize you
interesting. what do you find interesting about that scenario? and why me?
Disco Elysium cosplay. Now with finger guns!
Disco Elysium cosplay.
Does this outfit make me look Harry?
good beard day
Embracing the moment.
Some beard bling. (Aug 19, 2023)
Nailed it. Perfect take. No notes.
Izzy Hands is the angriest type of repressed lust in a gay man.
I mean look at this scene, he's trying to mock Lucius for being a prettyboi and tries to be homophobic toward him and Black Pete, but he goes SO overboard with it that I can't help but feel that, for a moment, Izzy accidentally slipped into a different headspace and revealed a very genuine, moaning bottom boy Izzy.
His feigned moans just get way too intense and the way Lucius and Pete look at each other...
No man can accidentally get THAT lewd and not be a lust-tortured begging bottom.
July 13, 2023.
Wanna grapple?
June 24, 2023. Pride festival in Loring Park, Minneapolis, MN.
April 18, 2023.
Queen of her own Candy Corn Castle.
warm sleepy cuddles this morning.
things I learned from disco elysium (20 hours in):
1. be weirder
2. don't kill yourself
3. help people, even if you can't do much
4. punch racists and fascists
5. eat the rich
6. cities have blood and lungs. listen to them
7. being gay makes you cool as FUCK
Amen to this.
aaannd... post
March 2023
Adventurous facial hair, August, 2013.
Always delicious.
DAVID HARBOUR photographed by Daniel Rosenthal for A BOOK OF MAGAZINE (July 2022).
Ah, yes. The first moment I fell in love with David Harbour.
DAVID HARBOUR as Randall Malone in Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Me too, Greg. Me too.
Have a day off to rest up after a long road trip. Currently sprawled on the couch. Daydreaming about big hairy bearded men impregnating other big hairy bearded men.
Sept 05, 2022
It occurs to me that a lot of the character conflict in Our Flag Means Death, especially between Izzy, Ed, and Stede, boils down to a huge whopping case of 'My Daddy Issues Can Beat Up Your Daddy Issues'.